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Current Music: Caring is Creepy -- The Shins
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I'm staying up late tonight, me and my best friends getting shittyPoppin' bottles in the ice, and all these girls are pretty |
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May 18th, 2011001 Private to students @ 07:06 pm
Current Mood: indifferent
Current Music: Caring is Creepy -- The Shins
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I knew you got a boob job!
Oh god...please never say the phrase 'she would have liked my tits' in relation to my mother ever again. And she was only eating out of the palm of your hand because you made it seem like I was an abusive girlfriend. Ass. I suppose you can join us, seeing as I feel bad for your sorry ass. And you did me a solid, so I guess I do owe you.
A lady never tells.
K cool. Have you never noticed the way your mother tends to lick her lips when we're waiting at a restaurant? Or does she just do that when it's me across the table?
Ew...just...ew.
Were you dropped on your head as a child? Because I think there is something SERIOUSLY wrong with you.
I'm not allowed to be attracted to a legitimately beautiful older lady? Maybe your ma is a total cougar, give her a chance.
No. No she's not a cougar. Especially not for you.
Maybe if she wasn't my mother and you weren't...well...you. I wouldn't have an issue with that statement. ....sick that would make you my like, step-mother or something if you got with my mom. This whole thing is making me nauseous.
No, I'll just make you want it and then you'll grow up whoreish because your step-daddy never loved you. :'[
GROSS DUDE, LIKE SERIOUSLY TOO FAR!
I so don't want to think about my moms cooter. I bet she has like teeth down there or something... |
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