From: ojandtostitos	Date: November 2nd, 2011 06:52 pm (UTC)		(Link)

Like in cheerleading and stuff. I guess she doesn't lift them alone, they have those.. pyramid things. You know more shit about that than I do, I've never sat through a whole quodpot game when dad isn't here.

Whatever man. She doesn't have to be so self-righteous about it!

[Private to Rath]
I guess. I feel pretty stupid but like, she's gonna find out. Somebody will find out! I should just confess now and give up! I'm a bad liar, aren't I? It's all in the face.

From: reticently	Date: November 2nd, 2011 07:08 pm (UTC)		(Link)

You had me for a second. And you should sit through them even without dad around. It's always nice to have a fan in the stands.

She's not that bad. And everyone has to have their flaws. It's what makes them interesting.

[Private to Tatum]
You are a bad liar, but that's not a bad thing. If it makes you uncomforatble, I'll lie for you. But if you really feel guilty, you should offer to help clean up the mess. It might put your conscience at ease.

	From: ojandtostitos	Date: November 2nd, 2011 07:17 pm (UTC)		(Link)

I would if Hunter wasn't your captain ugh you weren't all so boring! I can't even play sports video games let alone like.. watch someone play a real sport. How do you even do it? I'd fall asleep.

See? You are the nice twin. She can fuck off.

[Private to Rath]
Always looking on the bright side, huh? Honestly, it would actually be kind of funny if I wasn't so afraid of getting caught and lynched in front of Roanoke..

From: reticently	Date: November 2nd, 2011 07:38 pm (UTC)		(Link)

It's a lot more interesting when you're the one holding a ball about to explode.

You only say that because you know I'll feed you when you keep up that sort of flattery.

{Private to Tatum]
You know I wouldn't let that happen. If I had to hex all their faces off, you won't be lynched. But you'll have to be the one to explain to dad why I need bail, which might be worse.

	From: ojandtostitos	Date: November 2nd, 2011 07:48 pm (UTC)		(Link)

That's what you tell me but I dunno if I buy it.

Pumpkin cheesecake? Late Halloween celebration, y/y??

[Private to Rath]
I know you wouldn't.. you're the best. But I think she bought it, we made her think it was some junior. I did actually have a lot of fun..

From: reticently	Date: November 2nd, 2011 08:10 pm (UTC)		(Link)

Next time you're in the stands I'll toss it your way.

Fine, fine, but bring me some candy corn. I've been craving that stuff like crazy.

[Private to Tatum]
Poor junior. Though good, you need to let loose every once in a while. Next time you let loose, invite me.

	From: ojandtostitos	Date: November 2nd, 2011 08:14 pm (UTC)		(Link)

I'll pass! Literaly, I guess. See? I made a sports funny. I'm learning already!

You got it. I'll hit up Sam, he's probably got a metric ton.

[Private to Rath]
I will. But next time you could save me the trouble and just feed me shrooms and horror movies instead, invite me.

From: reticently	Date: November 2nd, 2011 08:21 pm (UTC)		(Link)

I'm so proud of you. I tried to find the right emote, but it wouldn't be enough.

You can bring Sam too if you want. I can make enough for everyone.

[Private to Tatum]
And ruin the opportunity for you to make new friends? I don't think so. : P

	From: ojandtostitos	Date: November 2nd, 2011 08:29 pm (UTC)		(Link)

I know the feeling, let me help;



Really? That would be.. awesome actually.

[Private to Rath]
I need to talk to you about him actually. Like sort of. And Eden isn't really my friend.. okay, I guess she's my friend but she's like, a sophomore. She's gonna get me arrested.

From: reticently	Date: November 2nd, 2011 08:38 pm (UTC)		(Link)

You always know what gif I need. Thank you.

Yup. Any friend of yours is a friend of mine.

[Private to Tatum]
Boy problems again?

And a sophmore is still a friend. Though if she gets you arrested, take pics. Dad'll be so proud.

	From: ojandtostitos	Date: November 2nd, 2011 08:44 pm (UTC)		(Link)

You know why?



He also actually goes to your games! Unlike me. But I guess being a cheerleader kinda puts him in that spot.

[Private to Rath]
You could say that. I just.. feel bad. I guess.

You don't wanna know the kind of hijinks she wants to get me arrested for lol the shit she says is gross. She'd actually be kinda cute if she wasn't so young and.. loud.

From: reticently	Date: November 2nd, 2011 08:52 pm (UTC)		(Link)

TY sis, you always make my day.

And you won't go to more of the games why? You're missing out on your boy toy being a cheerleader.

[Private to Tatum]
Is he madly in love with you already or whatever?

Do I even want to know? And lol wait two years and she'll be just loud.

	From: ojandtostitos	Date: November 2nd, 2011 09:02 pm (UTC)		(Link)

I consider it my duty to make you guffaw at least like, thrice a day. I'm a third of the way there.

I guess. It's not like I'd have to sit through Sera in that skirt or anything since Quirank doesn't do university matches.. hnnngh, maybe.

[Private to Rath]
No! I mean, I don't think. Sam's not.. you know, like that. He's chill, that's why I wanna.. like, I don't feel pressured. But that's like, worse. Cause he's actually amazing and I'm like.. everything with Mack, it's like I don't even know where my head is. I just feel bad like, dragging him into this shit..

And DUDE you can't say shit like that to me! I couldn't.. I mean, even if she is cute..

From: reticently	Date: November 2nd, 2011 09:56 pm (UTC)		(Link)

A noble duty, and one I heartily approve of.

Exactly. So you should come to more games.

[Private to Tatum]
Are you trying to tell me you want to give him your V-Card? And if he's a nice guy, why not tell him the truth? If you're good enough friends, he'll understand.

I'm just kidding. No need to worry, your perviness is safe with me. : P

	From: ojandtostitos	Date: November 2nd, 2011 10:07 pm (UTC)		(Link)

Au contraire, mon frere! What else is in it for me?

[Private to Rath]
NO! Like, no way. I mean like, he is cute. For like, a boy. And he is a really good friend but like.. how can I try to get with him and mack on him and then be like 'by the way I just want you around to hang out with me and coincidentally keep the girls away'? People don't usually get down with that kind of thing.

It was so much easier with Colin. He was like, your friend so I didn't care as much.. no offense. I mean, he was nice too, and having a boyfriend from Maine was convenient.. I wish mom never told Sera we broke up. I guess we know where she gets her big mouth.

From: reticently	Date: November 3rd, 2011 12:34 pm (UTC)		(Link)

My undying gratitude? What else do you need?

[Private to Tatum]
Lol you have a point. Don't mack on him? Pull the Catholic card or some shit. Or if you think you can trust him and he's a good enough friend, he might be down with it. Just saying.

No offense taken. You know you can always pretend to date another one of my friends from Maine, if that would help out the situation.

	From: ojandtostitos	Date: November 3rd, 2011 01:00 pm (UTC)		(Link)

I guess that's enough. That, and cheesecake.. don't ever forget the cheesecake.

We should scoot home and grab some green and make a weed cheesecake oh my god!!

[Private to Rath]
All I ever do is pull the Catholic card. You can like, only escape to the popemobile so many times. Anyway, I can trust him, I can like definitely trust him, he's like.. my boy. And that's what sucks. I think he really does genuinely want to be my boyfriend, and I'm like.. it's convenient. You saw him stand up to Mack at homecoming, and I mean.. he's handsome, right? I think?

It so wasn't even pretend! I like that idiot feel my boob kiss me like every summer just to make dad happy and then he just like, breaks up with me. And told his mom! If I'm ever using one of our Maine friends for a boyfriend again, I'm picking a smarter one. He did take me to that concert though..

From: reticently	Date: November 3rd, 2011 01:31 pm (UTC)		(Link)

I figure that goes without saying.

And fuck yes! You get the green, I'll get the cheesecake shit.

[Private to Tatum]
That really sucks sis. Look, you should just tell him. The longer you wait, the more you'll hurt him, and that dude deserves better.

Colin had his reasons. And you know dad is only happy when we're happy, so don't force yourself to eat face with my friends for his sake. That's just gross.

	From: ojandtostitos	Date: November 3rd, 2011 01:46 pm (UTC)		(Link)

Kay deal. 5g or 10g, my man?

[Private to Rath]
It does suck. It's kinda late to be like.. just kidding, let's be friends. But I don't wanna hurt him. I love him just not like.. love him. I know you've heard this same song and dance before but I have never been so scared of fucking up never really dated like, one of my reeeeeally good friends before.. except Shelby and he's a goof. I just need to do.. something idk. Sorry, I'm being whiny.

I guess. It's not like he'd be happy if I was sucking face with who I wanna suck face with. Might as well choose the cutest boys if I'm gonna have to kiss 'em.. but Sera says I'm a bad judge of how cute boys are anyway.

From: reticently	Date: November 3rd, 2011 02:01 pm (UTC)		(Link)

10g. I wanna get fucked up, and I need to clean out my fridge.

[Private to Tatum]
Little sis, relationships don't work out all the time. If you were really good friends before, he should understand. I know this is hard, but you should do the right thing. Don't hurt the people you care about.

You could always do what Sera does, you know. Suck face with girls and not tell dad. And hey, if you need me to take the heat for you, I'll tell him I'm a gay prostitute or some shit.

	From: ojandtostitos	Date: November 3rd, 2011 02:24 pm (UTC)		(Link)

Your wish is my command!

[Private to Rath]
I know I just.. I thought it'd be okay. He's so nice and funny but it's just like.. I dunno. You know how people talk about kisses and how it's supposed to make you all tingly and amazed? No matter how much I try, just nothing. And if Mack is going to keep acting like such an asshole, I can't let her take it out on him. I hate this.

So he can cut your head off instead? No thanks! I just.. Sera's bad enough. If he found out that both of us were.. like that, he'd go off hard. I need to just, suck it up and be normal. Right.

From: reticently	Date: November 3rd, 2011 05:52 pm (UTC)		(Link)

[Private to Tatum]
If you're not attracted to him, you can't help it. You can't force that sort of thing. But I think that Sam isn't the only person hurting here, so you need to decide what you want to do.

You are normal. Forcing yourself to do what you think dad wants isn't making anyone happy. He'd get over it eventually, and even if he didn't, you know you'd have everyone else backing you up.

	From: ojandtostitos	Date: November 3rd, 2011 08:57 pm (UTC)		(Link)

[Private to Rath]
I just hurt everybody I guess! I dunno. Whether it's me or Sam or dad or Frankie like it's always something, right? I can't be happy and make everybody else happy. I'm like, where do you even begin, you know? I'm so like.. ugh, idek man seriously.

Even if he kicked me out? Like didn't even want me around? He might. He overreacts a lot and like, you know how he is stuff.

From: reticently	Date: November 4th, 2011 01:06 pm (UTC)		(Link)
[Private to Tatum]

You know that's not true. Don't even say that. And maybe you should stop trying to make everyone else happy. There's this fable about a dad, son, and a donkey, and every time someone makes a snooty comment they change, but at the end of the story, the dad and son are carrying the donkey. You keep trying to please everyone and you end up not doing so. You should start with yourself, Tatum. Make yourself happy and fuck everyone else.

He might be seriously pissed for a long time, but he'll come around. Everyone else will make sure of it.

	From: ojandtostitos	Date: November 5th, 2011 01:46 pm (UTC)		(Link)
	[Private to Rath]

Okay, you mostly lost me at donkey but I actually think I still get what you're saying. That's.. actually what Mack keeps telling me. Why does she have to be like this? I can't believe she did that shit in front of everything, I just..

She makes me so mad and I still don't really want her to go away. Am I crazy? I like.. I mean, I have Sam. I should just go with the flow. She's not right for me. I'm not like.. I don't know. It's hard even making me happy.

You think?