From: alwaysontop	Date: November 1st, 2011 06:36 pm (UTC)		(Link)

Tell me what you did this time and I'll think about it? Did you go to the party?

	From: ojandtostitos	Date: November 1st, 2011 06:39 pm (UTC)		(Link)

I didn't do anything, that's the point, right?

I.. started out there. Why were you there?

	From: alwaysontop	Date: November 1st, 2011 06:48 pm (UTC)		(Link)

The point is your trying to cover something up that you assume you're going to get caught for doing and I want to know what that something is or I might not be able to lie convincingly if mom and dad ask.

What do you mean why was I there? It was Hunter's party? I always go to Hunter's party's, she'd never let me hear the end of it if I didn't. I didn't like drink or anything though not after last time.

	From: ojandtostitos	Date: November 1st, 2011 06:53 pm (UTC)		(Link)

You're so full of shit. Always twenty questions!!

Yeah, cause that's a good excuse. Well she only went because it was Hunter's party, I'm sure mom can relate since she just loves Hunter. You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. We both stayed home and watched Charlie Brown.

From: reticently	Date: November 2nd, 2011 01:01 pm (UTC)		(Link)

Ladies, ladies, as your beloved big brother, I will cover for both of you. We all stayed home, watched Charlie Brown, and tried my delicious pumpkin pie. Emphasis on delicious.

Though I also feel I should ask is there anything you two did that I should know about? No pregnancies or dead bodies right?

	From: ojandtostitos	Date: November 2nd, 2011 01:31 pm (UTC)		(Link)

Exactly. We were like, all well-behaved little individuals, right? Now I do want pie though..

Nothing to report. Well, not really. Just chilled I guess. They probably won't suspect me anyway- What about you? I didn't see you like all night, man.

From: reticently	Date: November 2nd, 2011 01:46 pm (UTC)		(Link)

See, doesn't that sound nice? It should happen sometime. And if you and Sera get along for more than ten minutes, I'll make you one.

Really? That's it? I can tell when you're lying, even over the internet you know.

... I knew I forgot about something. There were a bunch of good horror movies on yesterday and I watched them on shrooms. Never again.

	From: ojandtostitos	Date: November 2nd, 2011 01:55 pm (UTC)		(Link)

Fun? Sorta. It sounds.. uhm, plausible? To mom and dad anyway. I still can't believe they actually think we go to brunch together every Sunday after church. You probably wouldn't even let me drown Sera in her orange juice-

Sorta it. I was like, around.

DUDE, that sounds way cooler than what I did anyway and you didn't even ask me???? Fuck you, getting a new wombmate. Where did you get the duuurgs?

From: reticently	Date: November 2nd, 2011 02:09 pm (UTC)		(Link)

I can be a convincing liar when I need to be. And quoting a bunch of scripture never hurt, either.

... Go on.

Didn't I text you? I could have sworn it was you I was texting last night. The point is I did intend to invite you, but I think I got a wrong number. And I got them from your mom.

	From: ojandtostitos	Date: November 2nd, 2011 02:33 pm (UTC)		(Link)

Kudos to you for like, even remembering scripture. I feel like I don't even know how to say grace anymore.

We have the same mom, Einstein. And if she has drugs then she was poking around behind the yard too much. You didn't invite me to shit! But I guess I forgive you cause like, I sorta had fun.

[Private to Rath]
I'll tell you but seriously don't tell her. She'll see me up the river to mom before I can blink. If I don't get caught anyway.