I figure I'll need it to save both you and Sera's immortal souls some day or in case vampires rise up.
I'll invite you next time, promise. It would have been helpful to have someone to fish me out from the bathtub yesterday. Though you had fun? Doing what?
[Private to Tatum]
When have I ever told anyone anything I wasn't supposed to? What did you do Tatum?
It's always best to be prepared for vampires. Seriously, it is. Salem's lot anybody?!
Just doing my shit! You know how I do.
[Private to Rath] Kay I know, I just had to ask. I did.. some stuff. Like maybe all of the ridiculous vandalism around the school? Like Quirank being covered in TP? Like 95% sure that was me and some kid.
Right? Especially in Maine, cause you know we're the scariest state even if no one believes it. Read a book.
I bet Sera was doing something worse? She was with Hunter and Mack so..
[Private to Rath] Not even that high! I was with Shelby and Sam and them but it was like too many people so I went off on my own to smoke a joint and that kid Eden was there and like..
Well she had vodka and I wasn't doing anything so like I just tagged along. Did I mention like, a lot of vodka? I already drank some Smirnoffs..
All that really matters is that you're the looks and I'm the brains.
Ugh don't tell me twice. We do something wrong, we get lectured. She does something wrong, we all get lectured. Like it's our fault she's chillin with delinquints!
[Private to Rath] I know I just panicked! That Sylvia girl is serious shit, have you seen her nails? She could claw the eyes out of a giant. It was her or me, I didn't know what to do!
I will agree to that. Does that make Sera the brawns though? I have a hard time picturing that.
We're the older siblings. We should be looking after her in our parents absence and set a good example. Or some shit.
[Private to Tatum] It's no good to call yourself the brains when you turn around and do something brainless.
Listen, lie to that Slyvia girl. Say you misspoke and it was someone else. That way both you and Eden aren't suspect. You had too much vodka that night, remember?
I dunno, she lifts other bitches up in the air? You're definitely probably going to have to help her pull her weight though, mister "Quidpot" player, to quote dad.
Or some shit is right. She's the boss till she's in trouble, then she's the baby! Can't have it both ways imo bro.
[Private to Rath] Sorry I'm stupid.
Okay I lied to her but what if she knows I'm lying.. or finds out?! Oh god what am I gonna do oh jesus.
She what? When? And you say that like it's any different than usual.
Don't be too harsh. She's still young, she'll learn. Besides, you know if we could get away with that, we'd do it too.
[Private to Tatum] You know I didn't mean it like that. Vodka is stupid, not you.
I'll back you up, don't worry. You were drunk and I was your sober babysitter. I'll tell her that you thought I sprouted a hippogriff head and made out with a pie for five minutes. How does that sound?
Like in cheerleading and stuff. I guess she doesn't lift them alone, they have those.. pyramid things. You know more shit about that than I do, I've never sat through a whole quodpot game when dad isn't here.
Whatever man. She doesn't have to be so self-righteous about it!
[Private to Rath] I guess. I feel pretty stupid but like, she's gonna find out. Somebody will find out! I should just confess now and give up! I'm a bad liar, aren't I? It's all in the face.
You had me for a second. And you should sit through them even without dad around. It's always nice to have a fan in the stands.
She's not that bad. And everyone has to have their flaws. It's what makes them interesting.
[Private to Tatum] You are a bad liar, but that's not a bad thing. If it makes you uncomforatble, I'll lie for you. But if you really feel guilty, you should offer to help clean up the mess. It might put your conscience at ease.