From: reticently	Date: November 2nd, 2011 03:25 pm (UTC)		(Link)

Testify, because that shit was real. It could happen.

Sis, I worry because I know exactly what your shit is and how you do what you do.

[Private to Tatum]
... How fucking high were you last night?

	From: ojandtostitos	Date: November 2nd, 2011 03:52 pm (UTC)		(Link)

Right? Especially in Maine, cause you know we're the scariest state even if no one believes it. Read a book.

I bet Sera was doing something worse? She was with Hunter and Mack so..

[Private to Rath]
Not even that high! I was with Shelby and Sam and them but it was like too many people so I went off on my own to smoke a joint and that kid Eden was there and like..

Well she had vodka and I wasn't doing anything so like I just tagged along. Did I mention like, a lot of vodka? I already drank some Smirnoffs..

From: reticently	Date: November 2nd, 2011 04:08 pm (UTC)		(Link)

People who say Maine isn't the scariest state have never been there. You have to forgive people of their ignorance sometimes.

... I'll talk with her.

[Private to Tatum]
I really should have texted you yesterday. Did anyone see you doing this? And does anyone else know?

	From: ojandtostitos	Date: November 2nd, 2011 04:26 pm (UTC)		(Link)

I guess. You were always the nicer twin. :p

Right? I think it's for the best. I wouldn't want her to relapse or anything!

[Private to Rath]
I don't think?? Like everybody was at the party so that was kinda what was perfect.. uhm no teachers but some close calls?

Eden knows though and Ikindamighthavejustrattedheroutandnowshewantstokickmyass. Yeah.

From: reticently	Date: November 2nd, 2011 04:39 pm (UTC)		(Link)

You're nice to me, which counts towards you being the nicer twin in my book.

I wouldn't either. Both because it's not like her and because I'd hate to hear the lectures from two adults in law fields again.

[Private to Tatum]
What have I always told you about vandalism? If you do it, don't own up to it.

YOu need to get Eden off the hook or get good at apologizing.

	From: ojandtostitos	Date: November 2nd, 2011 05:10 pm (UTC)		(Link)

All that really matters is that you're the looks and I'm the brains.

Ugh don't tell me twice. We do something wrong, we get lectured. She does something wrong, we all get lectured. Like it's our fault she's chillin with delinquints!

[Private to Rath]
I know I just panicked! That Sylvia girl is serious shit, have you seen her nails? She could claw the eyes out of a giant. It was her or me, I didn't know what to do!

From: reticently	Date: November 2nd, 2011 05:22 pm (UTC)		(Link)

I will agree to that. Does that make Sera the brawns though? I have a hard time picturing that.

We're the older siblings. We should be looking after her in our parents absence and set a good example. Or some shit.

[Private to Tatum]
It's no good to call yourself the brains when you turn around and do something brainless.

Listen, lie to that Slyvia girl. Say you misspoke and it was someone else. That way both you and Eden aren't suspect. You had too much vodka that night, remember?

	From: ojandtostitos	Date: November 2nd, 2011 05:57 pm (UTC)		(Link)

I dunno, she lifts other bitches up in the air? You're definitely probably going to have to help her pull her weight though, mister "Quidpot" player, to quote dad.

Or some shit is right. She's the boss till she's in trouble, then she's the baby! Can't have it both ways imo bro.

[Private to Rath]
Sorry I'm stupid.

Okay I lied to her but what if she knows I'm lying.. or finds out?! Oh god what am I gonna do oh jesus.

From: reticently	Date: November 2nd, 2011 06:07 pm (UTC)		(Link)

She what? When? And you say that like it's any different than usual.

Don't be too harsh. She's still young, she'll learn. Besides, you know if we could get away with that, we'd do it too.

[Private to Tatum]
You know I didn't mean it like that. Vodka is stupid, not you.

I'll back you up, don't worry. You were drunk and I was your sober babysitter. I'll tell her that you thought I sprouted a hippogriff head and made out with a pie for five minutes. How does that sound?

	From: ojandtostitos	Date: November 2nd, 2011 06:52 pm (UTC)		(Link)

Like in cheerleading and stuff. I guess she doesn't lift them alone, they have those.. pyramid things. You know more shit about that than I do, I've never sat through a whole quodpot game when dad isn't here.

Whatever man. She doesn't have to be so self-righteous about it!

[Private to Rath]
I guess. I feel pretty stupid but like, she's gonna find out. Somebody will find out! I should just confess now and give up! I'm a bad liar, aren't I? It's all in the face.

From: reticently	Date: November 2nd, 2011 07:08 pm (UTC)		(Link)

You had me for a second. And you should sit through them even without dad around. It's always nice to have a fan in the stands.

She's not that bad. And everyone has to have their flaws. It's what makes them interesting.

[Private to Tatum]
You are a bad liar, but that's not a bad thing. If it makes you uncomforatble, I'll lie for you. But if you really feel guilty, you should offer to help clean up the mess. It might put your conscience at ease.

	From: ojandtostitos	Date: November 2nd, 2011 07:17 pm (UTC)		(Link)

I would if Hunter wasn't your captain ugh you weren't all so boring! I can't even play sports video games let alone like.. watch someone play a real sport. How do you even do it? I'd fall asleep.

See? You are the nice twin. She can fuck off.

[Private to Rath]
Always looking on the bright side, huh? Honestly, it would actually be kind of funny if I wasn't so afraid of getting caught and lynched in front of Roanoke..

	From: alwaysontop	Date: November 2nd, 2011 09:06 pm (UTC)		(Link)

How come I don't get to be the brains?

How am I the boss? When was the last time you ever actually listened to something I said Tatum? And it's not my fault she treats me like the baby, it's just how it is.

	From: ojandtostitos	Date: November 2nd, 2011 09:18 pm (UTC)		(Link)

I don't see you arguing with mommy! Special treatment is inhumane. Besides all of that, we were here first.

	From: alwaysontop	Date: November 2nd, 2011 09:31 pm (UTC)		(Link)

You're only saying that because you get the short end of the stick. If you were the one getting special treatment I'm sure you'd have a different opinion.

Only by a year and what does that even matter?

	From: ojandtostitos	Date: November 3rd, 2011 12:11 am (UTC)		(Link)

Obviously dumbass- That's not true. But I guess the least mature child deserves to be babied.

It totally matters. You like, came into our town, this was twin turf before you were even thought of!

	From: alwaysontop	Date: November 2nd, 2011 07:35 pm (UTC)		(Link)

You guys both suck I'm not going to relapse and I don't need a talking to. I drank no alcohol, I did no drugs, unlike you two I can go to a party and behave myself. Regardless of whom of with, you know Hunter though she was trying to feed me shots all night.

From: reticently	Date: November 2nd, 2011 07:45 pm (UTC)		(Link)

I'm sorry for saying you needed a talking to. Sometimes I can't help but worry, you're my little sister.

Perhaps I don't say it enough, but I am proud of you for resisting peer pressure and leading a straight edge lifestyle. If anyone is going to get a talking to, it's going to be Hunter.

	From: alwaysontop	Date: November 2nd, 2011 08:23 pm (UTC)		(Link)

You're forgiven, I know you're just looking out:). You shouldn't believe everything Tatum's says, especially when she's obviously just trying to deflect attention from something she did. There was toilet paper all over Quirank this morning? You don't think she's actually still that immature do you?

I'm still not perfect big brother but I try. I might of kind a got wasted at her last party, Jen wasn't there though, I think Hunt was just hoping for a repeat. You can try.. I`m not sure It`ll do much good, you know what she`s like.

From: reticently	Date: November 2nd, 2011 08:31 pm (UTC)		(Link)

You know I try not to take sides before hearing what both of you have to say. That's what I wanted to talk to you about. And I'd like to believe that Tatum is more mature than that. Besides, it was Halloween. It could have been anyone.

It's because you try that I'm proud of you. A slip up every now and again isn't wrong, but are you okay? You didn't do anything I need to worry about, right?

And I know exactly what's she's like, but it won't stop me from trying.

	From: ojandtostitos	Date: November 2nd, 2011 07:51 pm (UTC)		(Link)

Whatever, wine-o!

	From: alwaysontop	Date: November 2nd, 2011 08:25 pm (UTC)		(Link)

I am not! I drink like once a year and mom lets me have wine sometimes anyway. It`s okay I`m French.

	From: ojandtostitos	Date: November 2nd, 2011 08:30 pm (UTC)		(Link)

Oh, then I guess we can all just go get really tanked since we're part Irish too? Fuck off with your excuses.

From: reticently	Date: November 2nd, 2011 08:53 pm (UTC)		(Link)

Ladies, ladies. Really? Cut each other some slack please.

	From: ojandtostitos	Date: November 2nd, 2011 09:02 pm (UTC)		(Link)

She started it- Sorry.