Cosmo Moretti the Great (orfeo) wrote,
@ 2008-12-31 12:32:00

BUON NATALE!
As some of you may have noticed, my beautiful face has disappeared from campus as of late. It is disappointing, I know, but I have come back to my motherland for the holidays- the country as charming and beautiful as me, Italy! I dazzled my church with my amazing voice at Midnight Mass as always (they were waiting for me, you know) and the presepio was set up fabulously. It was as if Jesus was being born again right there!

It is a good thing I did not stay in America, like last year. When it comes to December, Americans are simply VICIOUS. Where is the spirit of the holidays? Not to mention those creepy, ugly men in red suits who lurk on street corners. In Italy, we do not have this fat, cookie-munching "Santy Klaus" man. We have sweet old La Befana! Of course, I am too old for such things now, but I still remember the wonderful gifts she left in my stockings. Oh, my youthful years!

My brothers came home for the holidays as well, and we are collaborating to "throw out the old year"! Mother has been wanting to get rid of that old wardrobe for quite some time now (and the window in the attic seems wide enough), so we got the go ahead. Wish me luck!

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	whirlings 2008-12-31 09:38 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, honey, you did not just talk shit about Santa. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	georgiepoo 2008-12-31 11:09 pm UTC (link)
	You know, I think he did. That is so uncool on so many levels. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	whirlings 2008-12-31 11:28 pm UTC (link)
	I know right. WHY SOME PEOPLE GOTTA BE HATIN'? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	orfeo 2009-01-05 02:00 am UTC (link)
	I dislike him because he is a fat old man. How does he even fit down the chimney? It is ridiculous! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	whirlings 2009-01-05 02:01 am UTC (link)
	CAN YOU PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT SANTA? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	orfeo 2009-01-05 02:03 am UTC (link)
	Does it bother you? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	whirlings 2009-01-05 02:21 am UTC (link)
	You're kinda being a jackass. Just a heads up. No one is talking about your traditions! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	orfeo 2009-01-05 02:25 am UTC (link)
	Why would they be? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	whirlings 2009-01-05 02:33 am UTC (link)
	BECAUSE THEY'RE POLITE AND RESPECTFUL? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	feliix 2008-12-31 10:10 pm UTC (link)
	Dude that's why Santa rocks. You never get too old for American Christmas. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	orfeo 2009-01-05 02:01 am UTC (link)
	I was not aware that you even celebrated Christmas. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	feliix 2009-01-05 02:03 am UTC (link)
	I don't. But still. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	orfeo 2009-01-05 02:05 am UTC (link)
	I think you are excluded from this census then. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	feliix 2009-01-05 02:18 am UTC (link)
	Because I'm JEWISH? Dude. Antisemitism is so out. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	orfeo 2009-01-05 02:23 am UTC (link)
	Your words, not mine. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	devilandlaith 2009-01-05 02:31 am UTC (link)
	That's what you think. Everyone at this school is a Nazi, I swear. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	feliix 2009-01-05 02:32 am UTC (link)
	That explains the shitty fashion sense too. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilandlaith 2009-01-05 02:35 am UTC (link)
	Among other things. Although you can't blame their idiocy solely on their antisemitic tendencies. You have to factor in birth defects too. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	feliix 2009-01-05 02:37 am UTC (link)
	We need to start a charity for this. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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