no, really
What were you thinking when you first met your current main squeeze (husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend, significant other, sex partner, WHATEVER!)

John
on Oscar: Wow, it was so nice of him to invite me over even though he doesn't know me. God, he's handsome. Ow I just got stung by a bee.

Dot
on Neil: Hmm, he's passably attractive. I wonder if I can get him to come sit over here.

Laura
on William: I love that little curl hanging over his eye... wait, what? Naked lunch?

JT
on Lydia: Oh holy crap she almost made me fall out of a tree! Well God, at least she's pretty.

Hemingway
on Susie: Hey, she didn't make a crack about the way I'm dressed. I like her.

Viola
on Amadeus: Oh my God I think I just came. He's a genius.

Cori
on Roswel: Idiot.

Spencer
on Edward: Holy fuck he's hot. I must have him. I'll even let him be top, that's how bad I want him.