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pullinstrings ([info]pullinstrings) wrote,
@ 2009-07-27 22:40:00


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Current mood: hungry
Current music:Fat Bottomed Girls - Queen
Entry tags:dirtiest ad campaign ever, not what you think, pizza ftw

starving, man
Hot n Ready for five bucks. Tonight after work. Who wants to go do it with me just around the corner?

All hot and gooy in your mouth, fuck its the best shit ever. And really five bucks! I could eat it every day but its more fun with other people too. How about you security guys, you up for it?


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[info]pierced_pride
2009-07-28 09:53 am UTC (link)
I doubt anything so cheap can be heaven.

Asking always takes the spontaneity out of it. Would you ask if you could kiss someone first before you leaned in?

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[info]pullinstrings
2009-07-28 09:59 am UTC (link)
Youll see.

I... yeah I would. Course I would! What if they said no. Nobodys said yes and I don't like getting hit in the face or balls.

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[info]pierced_pride
2009-07-28 10:01 am UTC (link)
Can't you assess the situation and decide if its the proper moment or not?

No one is going to say yes if you ruin the moment by asking.

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[info]pullinstrings
2009-07-28 10:05 am UTC (link)
I'm not good at this kind of shit at all. ... Ive kinda. never done it. Wouldnt I get hit even harder if I just did it!

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[info]pierced_pride
2009-07-28 10:08 am UTC (link)
A complete virgin in a porn company.

I think your chances of getting laid without getting attacked are decent here.

Women like assertive men.

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[info]pullinstrings
2009-07-28 10:25 am UTC (link)
Yeah well. I dunno this shits too confusing. Wouldn't know where to begin, what to do after that, and itd be over in like thirty seconds. Less embarassing to just not do anything with anyone.

What else do women like.

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[info]pierced_pride
2009-07-28 10:30 am UTC (link)
Suigetsu makes a good practice dummy.

I don't have a degree in women. You'd do better to ask one.

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[info]pullinstrings
2009-07-28 10:33 am UTC (link)
He said hed show me what a handjob felt like. You know not my own hand like always. I dunno though it seems really gay.

You can get one of those? A degree in women? I shoulda gone to college. The only woman I know is my sister but she'd laugh at me if I asked her I bet.

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[info]pierced_pride
2009-07-28 10:38 am UTC (link)
Close your eyes, a hand is a hand. Yeah, that's pretty much gay.

...Yes. No man has ever graduated pursuing that degree, however.

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