Lennon Ezekial Marsh (rockgodofrock) wrote,
@ 2009-03-20 04:25:00

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Okay, dudes, who gave Nessa the idea to have a hawaiian themed wedding? I know it was one of you.

According to the fashion channel, dudes, large bold prints like those on the yellow hawaiian print shirt I'm gonna be wearing, aren't flattering for my girlish figure. That's right, I watch the fashion channel when I can't find the remote, man.

Note to self: Add to list of people I hate- Stacy and Clinton from What Not To Wear. Don't worry, man, I haven't forgotten about you, Darius Rucker.

So, man, have you put any thought into a bachelor party?

So here's the thing, dudes. I've got Eddie's bachelor party all planned out, but I'm gonna need your help to pull it off.

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withoutascratch
2009-03-21 05:38 pm UTC (link)

No one gives Ness ideas, she makes them up herself. I was thinking about wearing a grass skirt, personally. And man, don't worry about the bold prints! They look excellent!

I agree, by the way, that Stacy and Clinton are complete assholes. If anyone ever voted me on that show, I would flip shit. I mean, that's not a fucking compliment! "Everyone in your life thinks that you dress so badly that they didn't even bother to tell you themselves, they decided to call us, videotape your daily life without consent, and make fun of your clothes behind your back! Surprise!" Really, man. It's cruel. I'd tell them to shove their stupid gift card up their ass.

[MARSHA]
No, I haven't really thought about it outside that strippers would be a horrible idea. Nessa would kill everyone if she found out about it. And besides, she's pregnant, and ~~she might feel self conscious or something~~ we don't want to stress her out.

Oh, and if I wear a grass skirt, you wear a grass skirt. As my best man, you're going to need to back up my fashion statements.

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	noshitsherlock 2009-03-22 05:15 am UTC (link)
	Damn, so I guess I should call Stacy and Clinton back and tell them you won't be going on their show, huh? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	withoutascratch 2009-03-23 02:05 pm UTC (link)
	Damn good idea, son. (Reply to this)(Parent)

rockgodofrock
2009-03-22 10:01 pm UTC (link)

You're busting my balls here, Loke. My balls. Are busted. Send Nessa. The medical bills.

I knew there was a reason you're my partner-in-crime, man. I say we need to hunt them down, dude, and give them a real make-over. 1985 all the way, dude! I'll tease the shit out of that little prisses hair, and show Clinton the proper way to accesorize with a blunt and some sleeveless shirts. It's bringing a tear to my eye, thinking about it, man. I'm crying, I'm so happy.

[EDWARDINA]
Strippers, man? Really? I think we're a bit classier than that, around these parts. And I was thinking we could do this with as little bloodshed as possible... Besides, we can always just do a reprise of your cross-dressing days from high school. It may have been Halloween, but the pictures don't lie. You make a damn good woman, Edward Loke.

I was thinking more along the lines of just some beer, a couple of celebratory stogies and your future brother-in-law says he can get his hands on some bagpipes. If that doesn't spell party, man, I don't know what does.

Over my dead body, dude.

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withoutascratch
2009-03-23 02:21 pm UTC (link)

Reinflate, then, my good fellow, because I am serious here! I'm pretty gungho about this grass skirt idea. I mean, you know when you look back at your parents old wedding pictures and think, "That's a horrible dress!" but your dad always just looks basically normal because he's just wearing a tux? Well, I want Bowie (because Marlie won't be surprised) and my grandkids to be like, "Why did Dad/Gramps wear a skirt to his wedding?!"

Come on, man, where's that spontaneity that I love?

[MARSHA]
Alright, sounds good. I was just making sure. I don't want to give Nessa a reason to ground me before the wedding. That would be mighty embarrassing, considering that all of the invites are already out. And what are the bagpipes for, by the way? I'm pretty sure I'm the only one on the isle who really knows how to play them? It sucks that I can't even enjoy the stogies, but I'll try to.

Marlie loves those pictures, haha. Except she told me that I didn't look pretty. And she was six, so we know that she wasn't lying. Six year olds are honest as hell.

Are you really going to leave me hanging, man? Just for the ceremony!

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