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kirby catchlove ;; hobgoblin ([info]rocksuperstar) wrote,
@ 2008-08-27 22:09:00


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Current mood: aggravated

three.
[CATCHLOVE & HOBGOBLINS] I've had Aunt Marian and Uncle Henrich owl me this morning, writing in very big letters about how ASHAMED they were to have a SEXUAL DEVIANT as a nephew, and how could I let the SINFUL ROCK STAR LIFE STYLE change me with the DRUGS AND THE BOOZE. Huh. Fredrick, Stefana, Ingrid, Greta, I appoint it your mission to change your parents' minds about me. But then again, they never did approve of what I did after I graduated.  I would like to receive my annual Christmas card, after all.

I still can't believe that this happened. Lochte owls me right he and his Ministry goons come busting in at 5 in the morning demanding a search. I knew that the Ministry had us for a target, but I had never imagined that they would stoop this low.  Well.  Lochte never liked me much in school anyway.

I say we need a plan of some sort. [/CATCHLOVES & HOBGOBLINGS]

I've already had tons of owls pouring in, pledging their unwavering loyalty and support behind me.  It means so much to me, honestly.  The fact that I know that I'm innocent echoed in your sentiments really says something. Now I'm not quite sure that I know this Miss Shawna Jansen or even met her even, but I'm sure she's a lovely girl who is only doing this out of a need for attention.  I would diagnose the same for Mister Lochte, but power is what power does.

My first day of mandatory community service is tomorrow.  I'm not sure where I'm supposed to go, but the owl comes later tonight.  Like I said to the Prophet, I'm more than willing to serve out my "punishment."  I love this community, and I'll be more than willing to give something back.

Speaking of the Prophet, if you did happen to believe their asinine article, then I feel unbelievably sorry for you.  I reassure you that I am neither a sexual deviant nor drug fiend.  I have prided myself on my straightedge stance for years; it is only my honor that I am defending against what seems like a very bad joke.

Stubby, I never would have thought it so, but my glasses look smashing on you, mate.


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KIRBY
[info]stefana
2008-08-28 06:34 am UTC (link)
I will have you know that I am trading in my wire-rimmed ones for some horn-rimmed JUST like yours, Kirby! Stubby had a brilliant idea and I will support it!

UGHHH I CAN'T BELIEVE MUM AND DAD WOULD SAY SUCH AWFUL THINGS TO YOU, I MEAN WHAT I JUST UGHH

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STEFANA
[info]rocksuperstar
2008-08-29 07:57 am UTC (link)
You and I were already glasses twins, and now you'll resemble me even more!

Except blonde and female and short.

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CATCHLOVES etc.
[info]catchthislove
2008-08-28 06:52 am UTC (link)
UGH MUM AND DAD ARE LOONS, DON'T LISTEN TO THEM. They're just appalled to see their name in the newspaper without glowing praise, or something ridiculous like that. We know you're innocent, that's all that matters, really.

That Lochte guy sounds like a creep.

Did you have anything specific in mind?

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CATCHLOVES etc.
[info]rocksuperstar
2008-08-30 01:31 am UTC (link)
That Lochte guy was a creep at school, I remember him just standing around in the shadows and staring, like just STARING. He was creepy. In retrospect, maybe I shouldn't have made fun of him as much as I did with the other Hobgoblins.

Errr not really, my brilliant Ravenclaw mind is coming up with zilch at the moment. I was hoping that my brilliant cousins and sister would come up with something grand :(

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[info]catchthislove
2008-08-30 01:36 am UTC (link)
Wow, Kirb. Way to represent House skills.

Yeah, maybe you should learn to not pick on creepy kids who melt into shadows. They're always the millionaires who come back to get you when they're successful later on in life and people talk to them because they have money or wealth or status, or something.

Or come back to arrest you and charge you with community service, in this case.

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CATCHLOVES etc.
[info]rocksuperstar
2008-08-30 02:47 am UTC (link)
Or you know, creepy serial killers who experiments on animals or something to that affect. But I was young, I was reckless!

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CATCHLOVES etc.
[info]catchthislove
2008-08-30 03:23 am UTC (link)
Yeah, great excuse, oh brilliant cousin of mine.

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CATCHLOVES etc.
[info]rocksuperstar
2008-08-30 08:01 am UTC (link)
HMPH.

I can't wait to see a pair of Kirby glasses on you! I mean, generic horn-rimmed glasses. I still can't believe I'm starting some sort of trend.

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CATCHLOVES etc.
[info]catchthislove
2008-08-30 08:58 pm UTC (link)
Uh, I think STUBBY started the trend there, hip cousin. You know, STUBBY, the attractive lead singer in your band?

Not that you couldn't start a trend if you tried, I mean. They are your glasses, technically, but Stubby is kind of the one who told everyone to wear them.

I got my pair yesterday!

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CATCHLOVES etc.
[info]rocksuperstar
2008-08-30 09:04 pm UTC (link)
Well darn, what is this?! All the more dashing men creating better trends than me. Stubby creates this trend, Tilden creates the running around without a shirt trend, and here I am, trying to rob Stubby of his creation. Shame on me. :(

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CATCHLOVES etc.
[info]catchthislove
2008-08-30 09:07 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, you are pretty shameless!

But you said it first, so I'm technically just telling you what you already know!

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[info]incharge
2008-08-28 06:55 am UTC (link)
Well, Mister Catchlove, I can't say I'm surprised to see you in this predicament! I always knew you were a bad egg.

Accosting young women on empty streets at night like that? I thought you had better taste.

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[info]rocksuperstar
2008-08-30 01:34 am UTC (link)
Ah Miss Borgin, you have never bothered to hide your opinions on my character. So on that I'm not too surprised either.

However, I think you may have a faint idea of what I have been up to during these long nights as of late. Maybe.

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[info]incharge
2008-08-30 01:39 am UTC (link)
As long as we're on the same page, I suppose.

And as to that, I'm sure I've not one single clue as to what you are referring to. I certainly do not make it a habit to place myself on street corners where sexual deviants can come accost me.

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[info]rocksuperstar
2008-08-30 02:46 am UTC (link)
Oh? You mean you'd like them to come accost you elsewhere?

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[info]incharge
2008-08-30 03:25 am UTC (link)
Really, Mister Catchlove! How uncalled for. I don't prefer to be accosted anywhere.

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[info]rocksuperstar
2008-08-30 05:59 am UTC (link)
Ohhh. Was that rude of me, Dahlia dear? I sometimes forget that the accostees sometimes prefer to be the actual accosters.

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[info]incharge
2008-08-30 06:04 am UTC (link)
You simply get more and more ludicrous with every statement, Kirby Catchlove.

You'll want to be very careful with me, Mister Catchlove! I happen to be on personal terms with one Michael Lochte.

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[info]rocksuperstar
2008-08-30 06:09 am UTC (link)
I know, I have that problem. It's been a real burden my whole life, you see. :(

Oh, alright then, Miss Borgin. I'll just leave the all the accosting to him then!

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[info]incharge
2008-08-30 06:11 am UTC (link)
Oh merlin I

See if I ever let you set f

Well, perhaps you should!

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[info]rocksuperstar
2008-08-30 06:16 am UTC (link)
Oh. But I wonder, who else is going to experience your delicious - I mean, your restaurant's delicious dishes? I am a semi-regular client, you know.

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[info]incharge
2008-08-30 06:20 am UTC (link)
Semi-regular clients are never half so promising as the regular clients, I'll have you know.

Much, much less frequent, terrible taste. Never leave when you want them to, particularly because they never seem to finish when you need them to.

And they're usually without much money.

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[info]rocksuperstar
2008-08-30 08:04 am UTC (link)
Although semi-regular clients usually come with less money to show off with, I find that they are rather more pleasing than other regular clients, always so quick to finish. Very unsatisfying. I mean, I'd rather have it slow yet steady, wouldn't you?

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CATCHLOVES, ETC.
[info]ingrids
2008-08-28 07:10 am UTC (link)
OH YAY! YOU CAN JOIN ME IN THE CATCHLOVE SEXUAL DEVIANTS CLUB!

That said, I don't think my opinion will gain you many points with Mum and Dad.

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CATCHLOVES, ETC.
[info]rocksuperstar
2008-08-30 01:36 am UTC (link)
HAHA, YOU CAN BE PRESIDENT AND I'LL BE VICE PRESIDENT OF THE CATCHLOVE SEXUAL DEVIANTS CLUB. HOW DOES THAT SOUND?

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CATCHLOVES, ETC.
[info]ingrids
2008-08-30 01:41 am UTC (link)
OOOH CAN WE HAVE FANCY T-SHIRTS?

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CATCHLOVES, ETC.
[info]rocksuperstar
2008-08-30 02:36 am UTC (link)
AND HATS, WE NEED HATS AS WELL.

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CATCHLOVES + HOBGOBLINS, ETC.
[info]rocksuperstar
2008-08-31 03:27 am UTC (link)
I agree! But if they're the kind with my face on it, I have to draw the line. No one wants boxers with my face on it.

Well... except for Stubby. We'll make one up just for Stubby.

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[info]eieio
2008-08-28 02:19 pm UTC (link)
And soon, the entire Hobgoblins fanbase will look as smashing as Stubby in the glasses. I put in a rush order yesterday and they've just informed me that the package should be in sometime late tonight or early tomorrow, and then I will set my minions workers on sending them out to anyone who's a member of the fan club.

As for the extras I've ordered, how would you feel about selling them and having the proceeds go to a charity of some type?

The Prophet does not have an honest journalist left in its ranks as far as I'm concerned. If they can sit by and not say anything as their co-workers and friends are treated as if they are vermin...they have no write holding a quill and parchment for a living.

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[info]rocksuperstar
2008-08-30 02:29 am UTC (link)
Wow Mary, sounds brilliant! Hmmmm, I don't think the vast majority of the public would go for the SAVE CATCHLOVE FROM UNJUST COMMUNITY SERVICE, so perhaps orphans would be a good cause.

Also did I ever tell you that I will be buying many, many copies of your next work?

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[info]catchthislove
2008-08-30 06:16 am UTC (link)
THANKS MARY!

I'm trying! You know, change the system from the inside and all-- I mean I'm not thrilled or anything with how they slandered my cousin but! christ, I'm only an intern and all, but still!

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WARDS
[info]catchmelove
2008-08-28 07:05 pm UTC (link)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Okay now it's out of my system.

What community service do you have to do?

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WARDS
[info]rocksuperstar
2008-08-30 02:35 am UTC (link)
GOD KOBE WHEN THE PROPHET CAME OUT I COULD PRACTICALLY FEEL YOU LAUGHING.

Not sure, supposedly I'm getting my owl tonight.

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[info]psyked
2008-08-28 07:11 pm UTC (link)
WAIT.

CAN YOU STILL MAKE IT TO MY WEDDING?

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[info]rocksuperstar
2008-08-30 02:30 am UTC (link)
UM

I THINK SO. NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO STOP ME FROM GOING TO PSYKE SMITH'S WEDDING.

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[info]fredricks
2008-08-29 06:13 am UTC (link)
Don't worry, it won't be too long before they get annoyed at one of us. Besides, Mum would never not send you a Christmas card. Maybe.

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[info]rocksuperstar
2008-08-30 02:31 am UTC (link)
You're probably right; also I figure that my straight-laced tendencies are long overdue for some rebellion.

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CATCHLOVES + HOBGOBLINS
[info]rocksuperstar
2008-08-31 03:28 am UTC (link)
Remember how we kind of made fun of him during school? Maybe that was a mistake.

On second thought, NAH.

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