kirby catchlove ;; hobgoblin (rocksuperstar) wrote,
@ 2008-08-27 22:09:00

Current mood:

aggravated

three.
[CATCHLOVE & HOBGOBLINS] I've had Aunt Marian and Uncle Henrich owl me this morning, writing in very big letters about how ASHAMED they were to have a SEXUAL DEVIANT as a nephew, and how could I let the SINFUL ROCK STAR LIFE STYLE change me with the DRUGS AND THE BOOZE. Huh. Fredrick, Stefana, Ingrid, Greta, I appoint it your mission to change your parents' minds about me. But then again, they never did approve of what I did after I graduated. I would like to receive my annual Christmas card, after all.

I still can't believe that this happened. Lochte owls me right he and his Ministry goons come busting in at 5 in the morning demanding a search. I knew that the Ministry had us for a target, but I had never imagined that they would stoop this low. Well. Lochte never liked me much in school anyway.

I say we need a plan of some sort. [/CATCHLOVES & HOBGOBLINGS]

I've already had tons of owls pouring in, pledging their unwavering loyalty and support behind me. It means so much to me, honestly. The fact that I know that I'm innocent echoed in your sentiments really says something. Now I'm not quite sure that I know this Miss Shawna Jansen or even met her even, but I'm sure she's a lovely girl who is only doing this out of a need for attention. I would diagnose the same for Mister Lochte, but power is what power does.

My first day of mandatory community service is tomorrow. I'm not sure where I'm supposed to go, but the owl comes later tonight. Like I said to the Prophet, I'm more than willing to serve out my "punishment." I love this community, and I'll be more than willing to give something back.

Speaking of the Prophet, if you did happen to believe their asinine article, then I feel unbelievably sorry for you. I reassure you that I am neither a sexual deviant nor drug fiend. I have prided myself on my straightedge stance for years; it is only my honor that I am defending against what seems like a very bad joke.

Stubby, I never would have thought it so, but my glasses look smashing on you, mate.

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rocksuperstar
2008-08-30 01:31 am UTC (link)

That Lochte guy was a creep at school, I remember him just standing around in the shadows and staring, like just STARING. He was creepy. In retrospect, maybe I shouldn't have made fun of him as much as I did with the other Hobgoblins.

Errr not really, my brilliant Ravenclaw mind is coming up with zilch at the moment. I was hoping that my brilliant cousins and sister would come up with something grand :(

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catchthislove
2008-08-30 01:36 am UTC (link)

Wow, Kirb. Way to represent House skills.

Yeah, maybe you should learn to not pick on creepy kids who melt into shadows. They're always the millionaires who come back to get you when they're successful later on in life and people talk to them because they have money or wealth or status, or something.

Or come back to arrest you and charge you with community service, in this case.

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	CATCHLOVES etc. rocksuperstar 2008-08-30 02:47 am UTC (link)
	Or you know, creepy serial killers who experiments on animals or something to that affect. But I was young, I was reckless! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	CATCHLOVES etc. catchthislove 2008-08-30 03:23 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, great excuse, oh brilliant cousin of mine. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	CATCHLOVES etc. rocksuperstar 2008-08-30 08:01 am UTC (link)
	HMPH. I can't wait to see a pair of Kirby glasses on you! I mean, generic horn-rimmed glasses. I still can't believe I'm starting some sort of trend. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	CATCHLOVES etc. catchthislove 2008-08-30 08:58 pm UTC (link)
	Uh, I think STUBBY started the trend there, hip cousin. You know, STUBBY, the attractive lead singer in your band? Not that you couldn't start a trend if you tried, I mean. They are your glasses, technically, but Stubby is kind of the one who told everyone to wear them. I got my pair yesterday! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	CATCHLOVES etc. rocksuperstar 2008-08-30 09:04 pm UTC (link)
	Well darn, what is this?! All the more dashing men creating better trends than me. Stubby creates this trend, Tilden creates the running around without a shirt trend, and here I am, trying to rob Stubby of his creation. Shame on me. :( (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	CATCHLOVES etc. catchthislove 2008-08-30 09:07 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, you are pretty shameless! But you said it first, so I'm technically just telling you what you already know! (Reply to this)(Parent)

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