- 1st
- 11:08 am: BREAKING NEWS - COUPLE FOUND BRUTALLY SLAIN
- 8th
- 01:49 pm: (no subject)
- 15th
- 11:56 am: TILDEN TOOTS FALLS OFF BALCONY AGAIN
- 16th
- 01:12 pm: The Snakes Have It!
- 22nd
- 10:08 pm: Ravenclaw Flies High!
you hear it first. - November 2008