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you hear it first. ([info]thenewstoday) wrote,
@ 2010-07-06 09:56:00


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Entry tags:quidditch, tabloid, tattler

Another Magpie Hatchling?

Tattler EXCLUSIVE!
Magpie Sweetheart
Maggie Brand has Given Birth!
But it's the surprise revelation of who's the father that has us reeling!



Our sources reveal that four days ago Brand was rushed to the hospital where she delivered her baby nearly two months early! From what we've found she was highly distressed over something, but not stressed out enough to forget to reach out to---you guessed it! The baby's father! How could such a friendly person like Maggie Brand not ensure that the father of her child was present at his son's birth?

Congratulations to
Drystan Fawcett
for becoming a father!


Just LOOK at his concern for his secret lover (or not so secret---we all know that Brand was Fawcett's last girlfriend before he married the unknown Bess Zeller this past February) as she calls out to him! Oh, this baby must be absolutely gorgeous, and we can't wait to show you pictures!

Maybe the early birth was due to a fight with Fawcett? Surely Brand couldn't be pleased that he's been playing house with some other blonde while she's carrying his firstborn son!

And what do you think, loyal readers?


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Drystan!
[info]bestzeller
2010-07-06 02:20 pm UTC (link)
How! How do you put out one of those press release things! And why haven't you yet! I will SPEAK FOR YOU! You were sleeping with THIS blonde when that one got knocked up THANK YOU VERY MUCH! It can be settled quickly!

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Bess
[info]brythonichero
2010-07-06 02:27 pm UTC (link)
It can be settled tomorrow.

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Drystan
[info]bestzeller
2010-07-06 02:36 pm UTC (link)
But!---I hate quidditch players---BUT I AM GOING TO CRY! Ugh No I'm not. I WANT TO HIT HER REALLY BAD--
Blah blah blah doing it tomorrow won't make it any less my kid or whatever the nonsense is going through your head BUT THE FACT REMAINS---


I am forcing myself to be very nice and calm about this, I think you should know. FORCING-- Because I know you are just a caring and loyal man while she is an ATTENTION WHORE and people like to twist that around. TRYING SO HARD DRYSTAN I DESERVE AN AWARD

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Bess
[info]brythonichero
2010-07-06 02:38 pm UTC (link)
Thank you.

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