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you hear it first. ([info]thenewstoday) wrote,
@ 2010-07-06 09:56:00


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Entry tags:quidditch, tabloid, tattler

Another Magpie Hatchling?

Tattler EXCLUSIVE!
Magpie Sweetheart
Maggie Brand has Given Birth!
But it's the surprise revelation of who's the father that has us reeling!



Our sources reveal that four days ago Brand was rushed to the hospital where she delivered her baby nearly two months early! From what we've found she was highly distressed over something, but not stressed out enough to forget to reach out to---you guessed it! The baby's father! How could such a friendly person like Maggie Brand not ensure that the father of her child was present at his son's birth?

Congratulations to
Drystan Fawcett
for becoming a father!


Just LOOK at his concern for his secret lover (or not so secret---we all know that Brand was Fawcett's last girlfriend before he married the unknown Bess Zeller this past February) as she calls out to him! Oh, this baby must be absolutely gorgeous, and we can't wait to show you pictures!

Maybe the early birth was due to a fight with Fawcett? Surely Brand couldn't be pleased that he's been playing house with some other blonde while she's carrying his firstborn son!

And what do you think, loyal readers?


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Odette
[info]wadcock
2010-07-07 02:14 am UTC (link)
I just want to point out that Magpies' are the Tattler once more, yet not once are either of us mentioned.

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Seth!
[info]cockaigne
2010-07-07 02:18 am UTC (link)
SETH THAT IS SO BEYOND APPROPRIATE I CAN'T EVEN---

Seth. That is a wildly inappropriate statement. Even if it's true Maggie is going through a crisis right now!

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Odette
[info]wadcock
2010-07-07 02:25 am UTC (link)
Well I know its not true. And being in the Tattler is not a---

Oh... like a legit crisis and not just this mess in the Tattler?

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SETH
[info]cockaigne
2010-07-07 02:28 am UTC (link)
Yes a legitimate crisis, people are going to think that she made Drystan do--- things! Remember how horrible it was for us? People still hate on me in the middle of the street!

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Odette
[info]wadcock
2010-07-07 02:36 am UTC (link)
Right. Yes well. I'm going to shut up now and go off and do something constructive.

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SETH
[info]cockaigne
2010-07-07 02:58 am UTC (link)
SEND HER SOMETHING NICE.

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