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you hear it first. ([info]thenewstoday) wrote,
@ 2012-09-15 22:08:00


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Special Edition!
Even though we were terribly hurt that we did not receive an invitation to Axebanger’s Birthday Bash (Bang?), we’ve put our feelings aside and have concocted a party game of our very own!


Never have I ever...
...jumped on top of a bar to announce that I'm pregnant! Hope this black widow let's him live to see this bundle of joy...



Never have I ever...
...publicly snogged a bloke in front of my ex-boyfriend's sister! Do they get The Tattler in Canada...?



Never have I ever...
...had a party thrown for me and disappear for long, whiskey-induced periods at a time...



Never have I ever...
...arrived two hours late to the party only to leave ten minutes later. Time for a private session...?



Never have I ever...
...been so drunk that I agreed to an off season trade without my agent...



Never have I ever...
...danced up on my supposed 'arch nemesis' while my husband gazes solemnly up at the stars...



Never have I ever...
...had a threesome. That takes some pride and a sharp shooting arrow...



Never have I ever...
...flirted with every one of my boyfriend's guests. Penny for your thoughts...?



Never have I ever...
...hooked up with my girlfriend, ex, and best (male) friend...



Never have I ever...
...gotten into a bar fight in cowboy boots. With a new mother at that, eh?



Never have I ever...
...shagged another bloke in the loo mere days after breaking up with my boyfriend...



That's it, for now! Send in your responses and theories as to who these poorly-behaving culprits might be! We'll be going live on the W.W.N. soon with our own hour-long talk show, with all the news that's fit to dish!!! Stay tuned!!!!

And a special CONGRATULATIONS to Adrian and Maggie Mattias on the birth of their daughter! Was there anything that didn't happen at this party?!

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Rose
[info]thomases
2012-09-15 11:47 pm UTC (link)
These don't matter---there were no cameras allowed, right? They've got nothing.

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Thomas
[info]flower
2012-09-15 11:59 pm UTC (link)
BUT--- I--- what if--- Octavius figures it out! He's read these things before! Or! People! I don't--- IN THE LOO IS THAT REALLY NECESSARY in the loo THOMAS what if he was there and I just--- he can't find out!

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Rose
[info]thomases
2012-09-16 12:02 am UTC (link)
He won't. And--it was mistake, you were drunk and upset...it didn't even happen.

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Thomas
[info]flower
2012-09-16 12:10 am UTC (link)
It would be irrational to go out and seize as many copies of this as possible.

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Rose
[info]thomases
2012-09-16 12:14 am UTC (link)
I've already emptied out the stands in Diagon.

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Thomas
[info]flower
2012-09-16 12:25 am UTC (link)
I'm-- I'm--- thank you.

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