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you hear it first. ([info]thenewstoday) wrote,
@ 2012-09-15 22:08:00


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Entry tags:tattler

Special Edition!
Even though we were terribly hurt that we did not receive an invitation to Axebanger’s Birthday Bash (Bang?), we’ve put our feelings aside and have concocted a party game of our very own!


Never have I ever...
...jumped on top of a bar to announce that I'm pregnant! Hope this black widow let's him live to see this bundle of joy...



Never have I ever...
...publicly snogged a bloke in front of my ex-boyfriend's sister! Do they get The Tattler in Canada...?



Never have I ever...
...had a party thrown for me and disappear for long, whiskey-induced periods at a time...



Never have I ever...
...arrived two hours late to the party only to leave ten minutes later. Time for a private session...?



Never have I ever...
...been so drunk that I agreed to an off season trade without my agent...



Never have I ever...
...danced up on my supposed 'arch nemesis' while my husband gazes solemnly up at the stars...



Never have I ever...
...had a threesome. That takes some pride and a sharp shooting arrow...



Never have I ever...
...flirted with every one of my boyfriend's guests. Penny for your thoughts...?



Never have I ever...
...hooked up with my girlfriend, ex, and best (male) friend...



Never have I ever...
...gotten into a bar fight in cowboy boots. With a new mother at that, eh?



Never have I ever...
...shagged another bloke in the loo mere days after breaking up with my boyfriend...



That's it, for now! Send in your responses and theories as to who these poorly-behaving culprits might be! We'll be going live on the W.W.N. soon with our own hour-long talk show, with all the news that's fit to dish!!! Stay tuned!!!!

And a special CONGRATULATIONS to Adrian and Maggie Mattias on the birth of their daughter! Was there anything that didn't happen at this party?!

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[info]chasingquixotic
2012-09-15 11:10 pm UTC (link)
This rag gets more and more distasteful by the day.

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Tristan
[info]psyked
2012-09-15 11:16 pm UTC (link)
How could they say that?

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Psyke
[info]chasingquixotic
2012-09-15 11:17 pm UTC (link)
Because they're jealous that our relationship is functional.

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Tristan - [info]psyked, 2012-09-15 11:21 pm UTC
Psyke - [info]chasingquixotic, 2012-09-15 11:38 pm UTC
Tristan - [info]psyked, 2012-09-15 11:42 pm UTC
Psyke - [info]chasingquixotic, 2012-09-15 11:43 pm UTC
Tristan - [info]psyked, 2012-09-15 11:53 pm UTC
Psyke - [info]chasingquixotic, 2012-09-15 11:54 pm UTC

[info]darlingwendy
2012-09-16 12:29 am UTC (link)
I will hit people!

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[info]chasingquixotic
2012-09-16 12:32 am UTC (link)
They wouldn't be worth the effort.

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[info]mattias
2012-09-15 11:20 pm UTC (link)
THANK YOU TATTLER?

Never thought I'd say that.

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[info]maggiepie
2012-09-15 11:53 pm UTC (link)
Almost seems too nice. That worries me.

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[info]mattias
2012-09-16 12:01 am UTC (link)
Me too. Let's ransom pictures of her tactfully to keep them on their good side.

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[info]mileshigh
2012-09-15 11:24 pm UTC (link)
A THREESOME? Is that what it is called? It sounds much better in French.

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[info]bratemius
2012-09-15 11:29 pm UTC (link)
Stop that.

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[info]mileshigh
2012-09-15 11:31 pm UTC (link)
What? I am the only one on our team capable of such a feat, and it most certainly did not include yourself.

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(no subject) - [info]bratemius, 2012-09-15 11:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mileshigh, 2012-09-16 12:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jeremiahs, 2012-09-16 12:55 am UTC
Arista
[info]nastyshock
2012-09-16 09:42 pm UTC (link)
We need to find you a boyfriend. Or at least a cover one. This is getting ridiculous!

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Brianna - [info]bratemius, 2012-09-16 10:31 pm UTC
Arista - [info]nastyshock, 2012-09-17 12:38 am UTC

[info]flower
2012-09-15 11:25 pm UTC (link)
NO NO NO

HOW DID THEY

HOW---- CAN----

I NEED TO LIE DOWN.

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Rose
[info]thomases
2012-09-15 11:47 pm UTC (link)
These don't matter---there were no cameras allowed, right? They've got nothing.

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Thomas
[info]flower
2012-09-15 11:59 pm UTC (link)
BUT--- I--- what if--- Octavius figures it out! He's read these things before! Or! People! I don't--- IN THE LOO IS THAT REALLY NECESSARY in the loo THOMAS what if he was there and I just--- he can't find out!

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Rose - [info]thomases, 2012-09-16 12:02 am UTC
Thomas - [info]flower, 2012-09-16 12:10 am UTC
Rose - [info]thomases, 2012-09-16 12:14 am UTC
Thomas - [info]flower, 2012-09-16 12:25 am UTC
Rose
[info]kjbroadmoor
2012-09-16 12:49 am UTC (link)
ERR Which one are you---

No one believes any of this nonsense.

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Kendall
[info]flower
2012-09-16 01:19 am UTC (link)
Yes they do!

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Rose - [info]kjbroadmoor, 2012-09-16 01:50 am UTC
Kendall - [info]flower, 2012-09-16 01:54 am UTC
Rose - [info]kjbroadmoor, 2012-09-16 01:59 am UTC
Kendall - [info]flower, 2012-09-16 02:16 am UTC
Rose - [info]kjbroadmoor, 2012-09-16 02:38 am UTC
Kendall - [info]flower, 2012-09-16 02:51 am UTC
Rose - [info]kjbroadmoor, 2012-09-16 03:04 am UTC

[info]bratemius
2012-09-15 11:29 pm UTC (link)
WHAT! HOW DARE--

Well, crass as ever, I see.

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[info]darlingwendy
2012-09-15 11:44 pm UTC (link)
I'M STILL PLAYING FOR TUTSHILL-----RIGHT???
----------------I wasn't that drunk!--------I think--

Oh my. Was all that really happening?? I didn't notice a thing!

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[info]takeyoudown
2012-09-16 12:18 am UTC (link)
Sounds to me like the people at the Tattler offices have led very boring lives.

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Delilah
[info]spinnets
2012-09-16 01:26 am UTC (link)
Tell me you're one of the tamer ones.

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Charlie
[info]takeyoudown
2012-09-16 01:33 am UTC (link)
Ummm I think I might be the threesome one....

That was a joke, but apparently Victoria saw me snogging Richard, but I already knew that as she accosted me outside Florean's a couple days ago.

You weren't mentioned at all as far as I can tell! Congratulations.

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Delilah - [info]spinnets, 2012-09-16 11:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]takeyoudown, 2012-09-16 01:10 pm UTC
Delilah - [info]spinnets, 2012-09-16 02:17 pm UTC
Charlie - [info]takeyoudown, 2012-09-17 01:19 am UTC

[info]conways
2012-09-16 02:54 am UTC (link)
Sorry I'm not sorry.

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[info]alongday
2012-09-16 11:31 am UTC (link)
I bet you're the one with the cowboy boots.

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[info]conways
2012-09-16 02:48 pm UTC (link)
How did you know?

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(no subject) - [info]alongday, 2012-09-16 03:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]conways, 2012-09-16 03:49 pm UTC



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