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you hear it first. ([info]thenewstoday) wrote,
@ 2012-09-15 22:08:00


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Special Edition!
Even though we were terribly hurt that we did not receive an invitation to Axebanger’s Birthday Bash (Bang?), we’ve put our feelings aside and have concocted a party game of our very own!


Never have I ever...
...jumped on top of a bar to announce that I'm pregnant! Hope this black widow let's him live to see this bundle of joy...



Never have I ever...
...publicly snogged a bloke in front of my ex-boyfriend's sister! Do they get The Tattler in Canada...?



Never have I ever...
...had a party thrown for me and disappear for long, whiskey-induced periods at a time...



Never have I ever...
...arrived two hours late to the party only to leave ten minutes later. Time for a private session...?



Never have I ever...
...been so drunk that I agreed to an off season trade without my agent...



Never have I ever...
...danced up on my supposed 'arch nemesis' while my husband gazes solemnly up at the stars...



Never have I ever...
...had a threesome. That takes some pride and a sharp shooting arrow...



Never have I ever...
...flirted with every one of my boyfriend's guests. Penny for your thoughts...?



Never have I ever...
...hooked up with my girlfriend, ex, and best (male) friend...



Never have I ever...
...gotten into a bar fight in cowboy boots. With a new mother at that, eh?



Never have I ever...
...shagged another bloke in the loo mere days after breaking up with my boyfriend...



That's it, for now! Send in your responses and theories as to who these poorly-behaving culprits might be! We'll be going live on the W.W.N. soon with our own hour-long talk show, with all the news that's fit to dish!!! Stay tuned!!!!

And a special CONGRATULATIONS to Adrian and Maggie Mattias on the birth of their daughter! Was there anything that didn't happen at this party?!

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[info]bratemius
2012-09-15 11:29 pm UTC (link)
Stop that.

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[info]mileshigh
2012-09-15 11:31 pm UTC (link)
What? I am the only one on our team capable of such a feat, and it most certainly did not include yourself.

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[info]bratemius
2012-09-15 11:36 pm UTC (link)
THE TATTLER APPARENTLY DISAGREES WI-----

Obviously!

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[info]mileshigh
2012-09-16 12:29 am UTC (link)
And as the other Pride that was present was Whitehorn, we can be most assured that no threesome has occurred.

It is a poorly written lie.

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[info]jeremiahs
2012-09-16 12:55 am UTC (link)
You wound me sir.

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Arista
[info]nastyshock
2012-09-16 09:42 pm UTC (link)
We need to find you a boyfriend. Or at least a cover one. This is getting ridiculous!

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Brianna
[info]bratemius
2012-09-16 10:31 pm UTC (link)
I DO NOT NEED---
I do need-- UGH

Would that it were so easy! And no one will ever believe Miles and I are together. Unless, apparently, Seth Wadcock's body is involved.

THIS IS THE SECOND TIME THIS HAS HAPPENED, WHO DO THEY THINK I AM?!

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Arista
[info]nastyshock
2012-09-17 12:38 am UTC (link)
BECAUSE THEY THINK THAT A SINGLE WOMAN MUST HAVE SOMETHING WRONG WITH HER LIKE SEXUAL FETISHES OR WHAT NOT! A woman's not allowed to be on her own or else there must be something wrong with her!

Anyway.

I will be on the lookout for a suitable cover boyfriend so that these rags stop making you look like some sex-crazed being.

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