Lavender Brown. (totalsnoop) wrote,
@ 2008-06-24 18:44:00

ATTENTION HOGWARTS:

DEAN THOMAS WAS SEEN SNOGGING A PICTURE OF LISA TURPIN LATE LAST NIGHT WHEN ALL THE LIGHTS WENT OUT. RON WEASLEY WATCHED.

BREAK-UP ALERT! BREAK-UP ALERT!

HARRY POTTER AND HERMIONE GRANGER HAVE BROKEN UP, HOGWARTS!! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO NOW?

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	totalsnoop 2008-06-25 01:40 am UTC (link)
	Like who? ~~You?~~ (That isn't the question.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	loverboy 2008-06-25 01:43 am UTC (link)
	Lavender. You could have anyone you wanted. Just pick someone good, okay? I can't kick everyone in the nads when their a douche to you. (It's the one I'm asking.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	totalsnoop 2008-06-25 01:45 am UTC (link)
	No, Seamus, I couldn't have anyone I wanted, and you know it! ~~Plenty of people have denied me because they don't accept me.~~ (I asked you first.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	loverboy 2008-06-25 01:46 am UTC (link)
	You're right. Gay men would just want you for your clothes. (...It's a complicated answer.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	totalsnoop 2008-06-25 01:50 am UTC (link)
	...Right. Whatever you say. (Why is it so complicated?) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	loverboy 2008-06-25 01:51 am UTC (link)
	C'mon, that was a joke. Laugh a little. Please? I miss your smile. (Uhhh. Well. Did I say -- did I say complicated? I mean. Uh. Embarrassing.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	totalsnoop 2008-06-25 01:55 am UTC (link)
	You miss my smile? (How is it embarrassing?) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	loverboy 2008-06-25 02:00 am UTC (link)
	Well not anymore. Hi there, sunshine. (Uhhh.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	totalsnoop 2008-06-25 02:04 am UTC (link)
	Hi Seamus. (Yes?) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	loverboy 2008-06-25 02:07 am UTC (link)
	Feeling better? (Yes?) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	totalsnoop 2008-06-25 02:12 am UTC (link)
	A bit, yeah. (Yes, what?) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	loverboy 2008-06-25 02:20 am UTC (link)
	Well that's better than nothing. (Where have you been? You're the light of my life, the apple of my eye, the mustard to my ketchup, the salt to my pepper, the shimmy to my shake. I love you, sunshine, don't you know that?) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	totalsnoop 2008-06-25 02:22 am UTC (link)
	Okay, fine. I'm feeling a lot better. All I need to do now is get some dish on Hermione. (......what?) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	loverboy 2008-06-25 02:23 am UTC (link)
	You know I heard she's been snogging Filtch? Lot in common, those two. (Also I fancy you something terrible and desperately want in your pants.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	totalsnoop 2008-06-25 02:25 am UTC (link)
	Has she?! I have to tell everyone about this immediately!! (Right. You sure know how to knock a girl off her feet, Seamus.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	loverboy 2008-06-25 02:28 am UTC (link)
	Saw 'em with my own two eyes. Thought I'd surprise you with being the first to know. ('S'what I'm here for, sunshine.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	totalsnoop 2008-06-25 02:30 am UTC (link)
	Thank you, Seamus!! Thank you, thank you! (Yeah, yeah. If not to get in my pants, right?) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	loverboy 2008-06-25 02:32 am UTC (link)
	Yeah yeah, sunshine. The things I do for you, Merlin. (That too.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	totalsnoop 2008-06-25 02:34 am UTC (link)
	What else have you done for me? Kicked Ron Weasley in the nads? ~~Well, it could have been you.~~ (Oh Seamus, you're such a perv.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	loverboy 2008-06-25 02:41 am UTC (link)
	I'm totally going to. He's crazy if he doesn't want you. (And you love me for it.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	totalsnoop 2008-06-25 02:44 am UTC (link)
	You're totally not going to! You'll just say you're going to. (Do I?) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	loverboy 2008-06-25 02:48 am UTC (link)
	What, you don't believe me? (Yes. Yes you do.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	totalsnoop 2008-06-25 02:50 am UTC (link)
	No. I don't believe you. (That's what YOU think.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	loverboy 2008-06-25 02:51 am UTC (link)
	That sounds like a challenge to me, sunshine. (I'd love you if you wanted in my pants.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	totalsnoop 2008-06-25 02:53 am UTC (link)
	I know you won't do it. You're too afraid. (~~aASIDPFJASFK;~~ ~~but i DO want in your pants~~ Careful what you say, Seamus.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)