` valesco { a post first war rpg } (valesco_mods) wrote,
@ 2008-08-17 19:41:00

m . a . g . i . c . a c t

Ministry of Magic

The M.A.G.I.C. Act
The Muggleborn Assurance Guaranty Impliciting Conservation

In order to ensure the safety of our muggleborn population, the Ministry of Magic has developed a new set of rules and regulations that shall be implemented into everyday society to prevent further targeting of muggleborn wizards.

Muggleborn wizards and witches will be required to wear a tattoo on their hand to allow the Ministry/vendors immediate knowledge as to the type of protection they will have to maintain while in the presence of muggleborns.

Specific jobs will be limited to pure and halfblood wizards and witches, until the job site is proven secure for muggleborns. Compensation will be paid by the ministry for six months. If the job is not deemed safe, the muggleborn wizard or witch in question will be asked to find a safer environment to seek employment.

These jobs include, but are not limited to:
Ministry positions
Healers
Quidditch Players
WWN Personalities
Influential Entertainers

Wizards and witches can go to the Public Relations Department of the Ministry to find out if their job is to be suspended for the time being. Halfbloods will be suspended from their positions until they are able to prove their blood status at their given appointment.

Diagon Alley, Hogsmeade, and other wizarding world affiliated vendors and businesses will be allowed to decide whether or not they wish to continue employing muggleborns and halfbloods until the safety precautions have lifted.

If these entrepreneurs choose to continue to employ these citizens, a charge of 9533 galleons, 4 sickles, and 15 knuts will be made to ensure the safety of those employees.

The Board of Governs of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry has decided to implement some of the new Ministry rulings, affective September 1st. Hogwarts students of muggleborn descent will be required to attend class in a safe environment separated from the pure and halfblood students.

All wizards and witches will be required to carry an identification card that contains their full name, address, date of birth, blood status, and identification number. This must be on hand at all times as there will be random security checks to ensure safety regulations are being upheld. A penalty will be fined if you are found without your identification card.

[OOC: All comments pertaining to this act go to this post, just like it was with the McKinnon murders. Have fun! :D? ]

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	sarahs 2008-08-18 02:12 am UTC (link)
	I'm just a secretary, how does that put me in danger! This is wrong, this can't be---there has to be something behind this, it's totally unwarranted! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	gavins 2008-08-18 04:33 am UTC (link)
	I dunno, maybe someone might try and make a memo bomb and blow you up. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sarahs 2008-08-18 04:38 am UTC (link)
	I guess so. That still doesn't make this a good time to be losing my job. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gavins 2008-08-18 09:05 am UTC (link)
	How are we going to explain all this to Mum and Dad? You losing your job over something so stupid, and us getting these idiotic tattoos? The usual cover stories? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

sarahs
2008-08-18 06:21 pm UTC (link)

Well, we can't tell them the truth or they'll probably pull you out of Hogwarts and try to badger me into coming back to the Muggle world. We'll have to cover up the tattoos with---I don't know, makeup or something, since I doubt concealing charms will work if they're Ministry regulated. And I'll say---I'll say that I quit, I guess. Hugh just got promoted, so I'll tell them I quit to become a housewife?

----I really hate this, we shouldn't have to lie to our parents.

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	officeprank 2008-08-18 04:38 am UTC (link)
	It doesn't, this is complete insanity! Who knew that we work for insane people? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Hugh sarahs 2008-08-18 04:43 am UTC (link)
	Hugh, what are we supposed to do? After six months I'm not going to be paid anymore and then what? In six months we'll have a baby to take care of! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Sarah officeprank 2008-08-18 05:03 am UTC (link)
	I didn't want you to find out this way - I mean, I just found out yesterday and was still trying to figure a really good way to tell you but In terms of economic standing, I think we'll be all right, as I'm now the Head of International Relations. Needless to say, Colin was livid. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Hugh sarahs 2008-08-18 05:10 am UTC (link)
	WHAT!? You're---you---I'M SO PROUD OF YOU! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Sarah officeprank 2008-08-18 05:59 am UTC (link)
	HAHA apparently it was something about my reading, writing, and speaking fluent Spanish over Colin's... not-so-proficient Slavic and Klingon. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Hugh sarahs 2008-08-18 06:05 am UTC (link)
	You are absolutely the most brilliant man I have ever met and I love you so bloody much right now. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Sarah officeprank 2008-08-18 08:51 am UTC (link)
	I love you too. We can do this, I know we can. Maybe as the new Head, I can sway ally countries into sympathizing against this craziness. You know, turn on the old Abbott charm. On a similar vein, I say we celebrate with another epically so-bad-it's-great horror movie night :) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Hugh sarahs 2008-08-18 06:22 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, you'll have half the world wrapped around your finger in ten seconds flat. I say that that sounds like a fantastic idea. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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