` valesco { a post first war rpg } (valesco_mods) wrote,
@ 2008-08-17 19:41:00

m . a . g . i . c . a c t

Ministry of Magic

The M.A.G.I.C. Act
The Muggleborn Assurance Guaranty Impliciting Conservation

In order to ensure the safety of our muggleborn population, the Ministry of Magic has developed a new set of rules and regulations that shall be implemented into everyday society to prevent further targeting of muggleborn wizards.

Muggleborn wizards and witches will be required to wear a tattoo on their hand to allow the Ministry/vendors immediate knowledge as to the type of protection they will have to maintain while in the presence of muggleborns.

Specific jobs will be limited to pure and halfblood wizards and witches, until the job site is proven secure for muggleborns. Compensation will be paid by the ministry for six months. If the job is not deemed safe, the muggleborn wizard or witch in question will be asked to find a safer environment to seek employment.

These jobs include, but are not limited to:
Ministry positions
Healers
Quidditch Players
WWN Personalities
Influential Entertainers

Wizards and witches can go to the Public Relations Department of the Ministry to find out if their job is to be suspended for the time being. Halfbloods will be suspended from their positions until they are able to prove their blood status at their given appointment.

Diagon Alley, Hogsmeade, and other wizarding world affiliated vendors and businesses will be allowed to decide whether or not they wish to continue employing muggleborns and halfbloods until the safety precautions have lifted.

If these entrepreneurs choose to continue to employ these citizens, a charge of 9533 galleons, 4 sickles, and 15 knuts will be made to ensure the safety of those employees.

The Board of Governs of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry has decided to implement some of the new Ministry rulings, affective September 1st. Hogwarts students of muggleborn descent will be required to attend class in a safe environment separated from the pure and halfblood students.

All wizards and witches will be required to carry an identification card that contains their full name, address, date of birth, blood status, and identification number. This must be on hand at all times as there will be random security checks to ensure safety regulations are being upheld. A penalty will be fined if you are found without your identification card.

[OOC: All comments pertaining to this act go to this post, just like it was with the McKinnon murders. Have fun! :D? ]

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	missusprongs 2008-08-18 01:45 am UTC (link)
	~~FUCK THE MINISTRY~~ (Reply to this)

	conways 2008-08-18 01:46 am UTC (link)
	I would like to assure everyone that this ruling is strictly to ensure the safety of all Wizards and Witches. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	auroared 2008-08-18 01:47 am UTC (link)
	But Boss! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	marridgeback 2008-08-18 01:47 am UTC (link)
	So ... who's left to run the wizarding world? Hm. (Reply to this)

	graeme_cracker 2008-08-18 01:51 am UTC (link)
	Well, this is just great. And by great, I clearly mean this sucks. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	shelovesyou 2008-08-18 02:00 am UTC (link)
	At least! At least you don't work in the wizarding world ~~oh gosh this is---intense--~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	nicoles 2008-08-18 01:52 am UTC (link)
	YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! HALF OF OUR FUCKING TEAM IS GOING TO BE AXED BECAUSE OF THIS! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	chasingquixotic 2008-08-18 02:01 am UTC (link)
	Everyone's team. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	aheavenlycause 2008-08-18 02:03 am UTC (link)
	THEY SENT ALL OF MY BOOKS MY HOUSE IS FULL OF FUCKING CARAJO--- We moved out of Portugal to get away from this. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Graciela drakontas 2008-08-18 04:40 am UTC (link)
	I think you will find Greece to your liking. Zacharias will grow up good there. If you are thinking of moving. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sarahs 2008-08-18 02:12 am UTC (link)
	I'm just a secretary, how does that put me in danger! This is wrong, this can't be---there has to be something behind this, it's totally unwarranted! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	gavins 2008-08-18 04:33 am UTC (link)
	I dunno, maybe someone might try and make a memo bomb and blow you up. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sebclicks 2008-08-18 02:12 am UTC (link)
	I AM NOT WEARING A FUCKING BADGE LIKE WE'RE IN GODDAMN NAZI GERMANY, DO NOT FUCKING THINK THAT THIS IS HAPPENING ~~Asking a fucking Jew to wear a tattoo like that I am moving to fucking Australia they bloody loved me there--~~ (Reply to this)(Thread)

	eieio 2008-08-18 02:33 am UTC (link)
	~~Oh god, I thought that too~~ There's no way that this can possibly stand. It's...well, it's a bloody outrage to say the least. When everything starts to crumble and fail because a good chunk of workers are no longer allowed to do anything...I'm trying so hard to be calm, and--I just can't. I can't do it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Finn silex 2008-08-18 02:15 am UTC (link)
	They've lost thier fucking minds. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Caden mcseeker 2008-08-18 02:19 am UTC (link)
	What the fuck am I going to do! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	amelias 2008-08-18 02:21 am UTC (link)
	~~Sigh~~ (Reply to this)(Thread)

	braith 2008-08-18 02:36 am UTC (link)
	~~Amelia -- I'm ... If you need...~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	rosies 2008-08-18 02:29 am UTC (link)
	This isn't fair. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	feminist 2008-08-18 02:38 am UTC (link)
	Tell me about it. Fuck this. I have not spent the past six years studying my arse off to be pushed to second class status. They can't bloody separate us from everyone. What are they going to do? Place us in our own house and feed us meals separately?! There's just--the fucking logistics of it are so off the deep end. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	glovesmandatory 2008-08-18 02:39 am UTC (link)
	Well, it's splendid to see that someone is sticking up for the population. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	otets 2008-08-18 02:55 am UTC (link)
	I couldn't agree with you more, brother. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	winsome_wizard 2008-08-18 02:48 am UTC (link)
	Just what I wanted to hear. (Reply to this)

	ingrids 2008-08-18 02:49 am UTC (link)
	The Ministry can go fuck itself. I'm not going to stand for this, and I don't know anyone of any worth who is either. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	INGRID catchthislove 2008-08-18 03:21 am UTC (link)
	Is Madame Malkin keeping you on? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	misterwormtail 2008-08-18 02:52 am UTC (link)
	This...has to be some sort of joke, right? Like, a really bad prank? Right? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Marauders misterprongs 2008-08-18 02:58 am UTC (link)
	We're going to stop this. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	headbitch 2008-08-18 02:56 am UTC (link)
	Well bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch, why don't you all? I can't believe how ungrateful the Muggleborn population of this world is for the length that those of us who were born belonging here are going to protect you all. In my humble opinion, if this is how you all are going to act, maybe we should just let the Death Eaters have at you. Honestly now. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	curador 2008-08-18 03:01 am UTC (link)
	Seeing as I am no longer your boss, for the moment: SHUT THE FUCK UP, YAXLEY! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	samuels 2008-08-18 02:58 am UTC (link)
	Oh no no no no---this is not right. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	adavies 2008-08-18 03:03 am UTC (link)
	:[ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bigd 2008-08-18 03:08 am UTC (link)
	This is the most ridiculous thing I have heard, this will harm Muggleborns a thousand times more than it will help them-- this is fucking RIDICULOUS! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	thomases 2008-08-18 03:10 am UTC (link)
	When the crime rate skyrockets they're going to fucking regret sending their best two hitwizards home to fucking ~~what sit and what I just got---I've been fired how the fuck is Gabrielle going to believe that shit--~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)