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YAMANAKA INO ❝山中いの❞ ([info]verdure) wrote,
@ 2009-09-26 18:09:00


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Current mood: satisfied

→three.
So I think it's safe to say that that was like, the best birthday ever.

Oh, and my party was great too, of course. Even though I got a normal cake instead of the stunning Mr. Hyuuga popping out of one. Alas.

You might be thinking to yourself, why is the beautiful Princess Ino telling us this now? Wasn't her birthday on Wednesday? What takes four days to recover from?

Three words.

Roofies. And gay bars.

Or is gay bar one word now? Like, gaybar. So that might be just two words.

Anyway. Just make sure that you ask Shikamaru how his birthday went. ♥ Because mine was fabulous.


[[ooc; Uhhh there was supposed to be a log for the Ino/Shikamaru birthday thingamee (that Ino turned into Her Party) BUT IDK. WHENEVER ASH GETS OFF HER LAZY ASS. Feel free to assume everyone ever was invited, and that there was much booze and shenanigans to be had.]]



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AND SOON TO BE DRUNK?
[info]aquatic
2009-09-27 11:29 pm UTC (link)
So forward.

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WHATEVER MAKES THE ~ REALITY ~ OF HIS MATRIMONY GO AWAY
[info]equate
2009-09-27 11:32 pm UTC (link)
Aaaa. You're taking the couch indefinitely.

With the glass shards.

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BUT RUXI, THEY ARE A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN
[info]aquatic
2009-09-27 11:36 pm UTC (link)
But Sasukeeeeeeeeeeee, you're such a good pillow.

I can't sleep without my pillow.

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INVERSE POLARITY. HELL IS NOT HEAVEN X(
[info]equate
2009-09-27 11:40 pm UTC (link)
Too much chloride in your pool water.

You've become delusional.

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..../WAITS TO BE SHOT
[info]aquatic
2009-09-27 11:43 pm UTC (link)
Oh please. I've slept with you before.

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r3898thhhgroe38 WAY TO CONTACT LENS! THIS THREAD
[info]equate
2009-09-27 11:51 pm UTC (link)
Consent was dubious at best.

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/BOWS :D
[info]aquatic
2009-09-27 11:56 pm UTC (link)
Never complained, did you?

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/ slap I HAD TO FIND AN APARTMENT ADDRESS IN TOKYO FOR THIS (fml)
[info]equate
2009-09-28 12:21 am UTC (link)
11-1 Daikanyamacho
Shibuya-ku
Tokyo
27.09.2009


Houzuki Suigetsu

LETTER OF COMPLAINT


Dear Mr. Houzuki,

As of
far too many months now I have benefited from the performance of your product / service of bed invasion and kicking thereof.

Unfortunately, your product / service was inadequate because of your disgusting drooling, mumbling, and continued existence.

To resolve this problem, I would appreciate your revocation of your product. Enclosed are copies of my records: receipts / guarantees / warranties / canceled checks / contracts / model and serial number / other documents ( police and psychiatric testimonies of my decreased will to live following your service ).

I look forward to your reply and a resolution to my problem and will wait until
28.09.2009 before pursuing litigation. Please contact me at the above address, or by phone.


Sincerely,

Uchiha Sasuke



[ooc: look at their nice apartment-chan ;o; It's not foreigners-only! :D]

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1/2 OH GOD I LAUGHED SO HARD
[info]aquatic
2009-09-28 12:37 am UTC (link)

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[info]aquatic
2009-09-28 12:38 am UTC (link)
Whiny bitch.

[ooc; SUCH A CUTE APARTMENT-CHAN]

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[info]equate
2009-09-28 12:43 am UTC (link)
Is that your formal reply, Houzuki-san?

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[info]aquatic
2009-09-28 12:47 am UTC (link)
Yuuuup.

Uchiha-chan.

I notice how you never mentioned the time when I woke up and you were pressed against my side.

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[info]equate
2009-09-28 12:54 am UTC (link)
..."chan"?

That is called: "making the best of an unfortunate situation." Basic theory of mitigation: if I don't seek to alleviate the personal damage brought upon me by one of your actions, you're not legally liable for it.

Tsssssk. The things I do in the name of the law.

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[info]aquatic
2009-09-28 01:00 am UTC (link)
Personal damage??? Now look who's delusional.

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