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YAMANAKA INO ❝山中いの❞ ([info]verdure) wrote,
@ 2009-11-22 15:26:00


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Current mood: irritated

→six.
Five kg, he says. Two more weeks, he says, in that stupid naggy, nasally voice of his.

Well I'm working on it. Does he realize how hard it is for a person with my highly coveted thin-but-curvy body type to lose that kind of weight in that kind of time? It's not as easy as it looks, you know.

God, jamming a finger down your throat is so awkward. I swear, if I lose a cup size because of this, I'm making him pay for my boob job.





Alright, that's it. Sakura, we're going to Bangkok.



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[info]oriental_dragon
2009-11-23 04:50 am UTC (link)
...I'll trust your judgment on that.

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[info]verdure
2009-11-23 04:59 am UTC (link)
Let's just say that your feminist hackles might be raised.

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[info]oriental_dragon
2009-11-23 05:07 am UTC (link)
Considering you're talking about jamming a finger down your throat just to lose five pounds because NOTHING is worth jamming a finger down your throat dammitt, I'd say they're already raised.

...But I trust your judgment. And if it goes too far... I won't hesitate to shove a sandwich down your throat, if need be.

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[info]verdure
2009-11-23 05:08 am UTC (link)
I never said I was actually going to resort to bulimia, you know.

I mean, it totally makes you look haggard.

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[info]oriental_dragon
2009-11-23 05:10 am UTC (link)
Be that as it may, implications are enough for me to throw up warning signals.

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[info]verdure
2009-11-23 05:13 am UTC (link)
Don't worry. I'm cutting out carbs and like booze and stuff.

I can do this!

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[info]oriental_dragon
2009-11-23 05:19 am UTC (link)
...You? Cutting out booze? But whatever will you drink at parties?

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[info]verdure
2009-11-23 05:23 am UTC (link)
...Diet Coke? I wonder how many calories roofies have...

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[info]oriental_dragon
2009-11-23 05:27 am UTC (link)
Perhaps you should ask that guy you nearly castrated that one time for almost ripping your dress.

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[info]verdure
2009-11-23 05:32 am UTC (link)
He didn't seem like the brightest bulb, if you ask me. His intelligence might not have stretched beyond administering roofie coladas.

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[info]oriental_dragon
2009-11-23 05:39 am UTC (link)
Well, of course not. Not when he was stupid enough to try and slip the roofie in while you were clearly watching him make the drink.

I swear, where do you find these guys, Ino?

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[info]verdure
2009-11-23 05:43 am UTC (link)
Parties, bars, the internet? You know, the usual.

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[info]oriental_dragon
2009-11-23 05:45 am UTC (link)
...That explains his level of intelligence... or lack there of.

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[info]verdure
2009-11-23 05:48 am UTC (link)
Pretty much.

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This is her way of showing concern... I swear.
[info]oriental_dragon
2009-11-23 05:58 am UTC (link)
If you end up dying from this experience, I'm bringing you back and killing you myself.

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lol Tenten... you're so cute
[info]verdure
2009-11-23 06:08 am UTC (link)
If I die from this experience, then I deserve to be killed by you.

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8D; I try? ♥
[info]oriental_dragon
2009-11-23 06:19 am UTC (link)
Well... as long as we're in agreement on that.

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♥ 8)
[info]verdure
2009-11-23 06:31 am UTC (link)
You trust me, right?

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[info]oriental_dragon
2009-11-23 06:36 am UTC (link)
...Most of the time.

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[info]verdure
2009-11-23 06:38 am UTC (link)
Good enough for me.

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[info]oriental_dragon
2009-11-23 06:41 am UTC (link)
Kinda hard to trust you while you're inebriated. Just saying...

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[info]verdure
2009-11-23 07:07 am UTC (link)
Hey, I've gotten totally good at holding my liquor.

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[info]oriental_dragon
2009-11-23 03:31 pm UTC (link)
Maybe. But you weren't always that way~ And most of the time sometimes, you have a habit of going a bit too far.

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[info]verdure
2009-11-24 03:17 am UTC (link)
Me? Never. I've always been this perfect.

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[info]oriental_dragon
2009-11-24 03:37 am UTC (link)
Hate to break it to you, Ino, but perfection doesn't exist.

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