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YAMANAKA INO ❝山中いの❞ ([info]verdure) wrote,
@ 2009-08-16 16:38:00


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Current mood: frustrated

→one.
So.

I think I burned down my apartment.









No, okay, I didn't burn it down, but the kitchen and bathroom are pretty much annihilated and part of the living room is scorched and I swear to god it wasn't my fault, except my landlord is blaming it on me leaving the oven on.

Like. I have an oven?

So anyway, he kicked me out for a few months while they fix everything up. Which totally sucks, let me tell you, because Shikamaru's place is even tinier than mine and his bathroom is like, microscopic or something, so I pretty much have to blow dry my hair in the bathtub. Which is so not safe and really, why didn't the building inspectors catch such gross negligence? This is unconscionable.

And now I can't find my flat iron.



...Ohhh.

See, I knew it wasn't the oven.



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YOU THINK YOU GET AWAY WITH 'FOXFACE'? ON MY TURF? :|
[info]impellere
2009-08-19 05:54 am UTC (link)
Hobos AND you lack kitchens. And hobos don't complain about getting free food. You know math, right? Figure the equation.

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THIS IS MY TURF :|
[info]verdure
2009-08-19 05:59 am UTC (link)
But ramen is full of all that bad stuff that makes you fat. Like, I don't know, carbs and transfats. It's full of that.

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... /SHOVE
[info]impellere
2009-08-19 06:04 am UTC (link)
It's full of stuff that creates dreams.

You got two choices. Dis the dish of awesome with your girly crap or get food. For free.

If it fills you up it's doin' JUST WHAT IT SHOULD ANYWAY. Stop complaining.

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/PUNCHES
[info]verdure
2009-08-19 06:09 am UTC (link)
Fine, fine. Even ramen shops have to have a vegetarian menu, right?

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/DODGES LOL
[info]impellere
2009-08-19 06:21 am UTC (link)
... Fish is like vegetarian, right?

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/TACKLES
[info]verdure
2009-08-19 06:23 am UTC (link)
...No, Naruto.

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/CATCHES AH HAH
[info]impellere
2009-08-19 06:33 am UTC (link)
Work with me here.

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YOU'RE SO UNCOOPERATIVE :[
[info]verdure
2009-08-19 06:38 am UTC (link)
Stop being a retard and I might.

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MAKE ME. :D
[info]impellere
2009-08-19 06:43 am UTC (link)
Flat. Iron.

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/BACKHANDS
[info]verdure
2009-08-19 06:45 am UTC (link)
THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT THAT COULD'VE HAPPENED TO ANYBODY.

Don't make me punch you in the nuts, Uzumaki.

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/ROUNDHOUSE ... free good PFFFF
[info]impellere
2009-08-19 06:50 am UTC (link)
You would know where those were-

FREE FOOD. GOING ONCE. GOING TWICE.

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WHO ARE YOU, CHUCK NORRIS? or dyslexic
[info]verdure
2009-08-19 06:56 am UTC (link)
ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, SHUT UP.

And don't think I don't notice you calling me a whore, thankyouverymuch.

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BOTH. :D and my kick is awesome enough to know my sensei on his ass, so... <3
[info]impellere
2009-08-19 07:16 am UTC (link)
Yeah, and you kiss like a man.

Be ready tomorrow at eight.

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YOU KNOW YOUR SENSEI ON HIS ASS? how scandalous.
[info]verdure
2009-08-19 07:21 am UTC (link)
So do you.

Fine, I will.

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........................................ I KNOW'D HIM REAL HARD, YEAH. ;______;
[info]impellere
2009-08-19 07:23 am UTC (link)
You noticed. ♥

Wear something pretty.

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8)
[info]verdure
2009-08-19 07:26 am UTC (link)
Unfortunately.

I don't think you deserve to see that much of my cleavage.

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;A; /CROTCH PUNT
[info]impellere
2009-08-19 07:35 am UTC (link)
I don't think you deserve sympathy. Can't we work together?

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STAY AWAY FROM MY CROTCH
[info]verdure
2009-08-19 07:51 am UTC (link)
We're not on stage, Naruto. I don't have to pretend to like you.

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WHY
[info]impellere
2009-08-19 07:54 am UTC (link)
I knew that was how you got the lead roles.

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BECAUSE IT'S MINE
[info]verdure
2009-08-19 08:02 am UTC (link)
Because of my talents?

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IDC
[info]impellere
2009-08-19 08:04 am UTC (link)

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IS THIS THREAD OVER YET
[info]verdure
2009-08-19 08:12 am UTC (link)

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I THINK IT IS... WHY DIDN'T THIS DIE THEY USUALLY DIE SOONER
[info]impellere
2009-08-19 08:26 am UTC (link)

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IDEK SHE JUST COULDN'T LET HIM GET THE LAST WORD :|
[info]verdure
2009-08-19 08:28 am UTC (link)

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YEAH BUT THE LAST ACTION WAS A MOCKING ONE.
[info]impellere
2009-08-19 08:32 am UTC (link)

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SHE STILL GOT THE LAST WORD. - [info]verdure, 2009-08-19 08:38 am UTC
SHUT UP. :( DID... DID WE LIKE MAKE THEM BOND AND BUILD A CONSPIRACY THEORY ALL IN A DAY? ... WHAT. - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 08:42 am UTC
HAHAHAjfkdljLJAjda IDK I THINK WE DID... - [info]verdure, 2009-08-19 08:44 am UTC
... WE DID SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL TODAY. THIS WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY. - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 08:47 am UTC
YES. LONGEST AND MOST INCOHERENT THREAD. EVER. - [info]verdure, 2009-08-19 08:48 am UTC
THESE TWO CAN NEVER SPEAK AGAIN. WHICH REMINDS ME OF SOMETHING... - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 08:50 am UTC
DIBS ON SECOND POST - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 08:51 am UTC
HOWEVER WILL THEY GET THROUGH A RAMENDATE - [info]verdure, 2009-08-19 08:57 am UTC
OKAY GOOD NIGHT - [info]verdure, 2009-08-19 08:57 am UTC
ICHI'S HAS A WORKING BAR, BB. WE GOOD. - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 08:59 am UTC
NIIIIGHT <3 - [info]impellere, 2009-08-19 08:59 am UTC

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