Lavender Brown. (totalsnoop) wrote,
@ 2008-06-24 18:44:00

ATTENTION HOGWARTS:

DEAN THOMAS WAS SEEN SNOGGING A PICTURE OF LISA TURPIN LATE LAST NIGHT WHEN ALL THE LIGHTS WENT OUT. RON WEASLEY WATCHED.

BREAK-UP ALERT! BREAK-UP ALERT!

HARRY POTTER AND HERMIONE GRANGER HAVE BROKEN UP, HOGWARTS!! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO NOW?

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	loverboy 2008-06-24 11:51 pm UTC (link)
	NO I HEARD IT WAS RON THAT WAS SNOGGING LISA TURPIN'S SWEATER WHILE DEAN THOMAS WATCHED. I mean GOD LAVENDER DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO WITH YOUR TIME? (did you hear neville accidentally groped professor sprout behind greenhouse seven yesterday?) (Reply to this)(Thread)

	totalsnoop 2008-06-24 11:53 pm UTC (link)
	CLEARLY, YOU ARE WRONG, SEAMUS FINNIGAN. Um. Duh. No. (WHAT? ~~have my babies.~~ Why did you not notify me of this immediately?) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	loverboy 2008-06-24 11:55 pm UTC (link)
	ME? NO NEVER. I'M IN THE SAME DORM AS THEM REMEMBER? Oh. Have you tried knitting? (You were talking to the Patil! I think she hates me! She's always looking at me like she wants to kill me. Obviously my raw sex appeal is too much for her.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	totalsnoop 2008-06-24 11:57 pm UTC (link)
	.........you're RIGHT. Tell me everything!! It gives me finger cramps. (She doesn't hate you! ~~She only hates you because I WANT you.~~ Your raw sex appeal? HA!) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	loverboy 2008-06-24 11:59 pm UTC (link)
	I CAN'T! Guy code. Obviously you're more delicate than Hermione Granger. (HEY HEY HEY. DO NOT DENY MY INHERENT SEXINESS. YOU WANT THIS. YOU CAN'T HAVE THIS, BUT YOU WANT THIS.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	totalsnoop 2008-06-25 12:00 am UTC (link)
	Seamus. You couldn't tell even me? ~~Sexy sex pose.~~ Hermione Granger the MAN? (~~Yeah, I really do.~~ Who says I can't have that?) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	loverboy 2008-06-25 12:03 am UTC (link)
	~~Ahhhhhhh she's discovered my weakness for the sexy sex pose.~~ Ahhhhhhhhguycodesucks. SHE IS A MAN? DEAN OWES ME FIVE SICKLES. (Uhhh. The Patil?) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	totalsnoop 2008-06-25 12:05 am UTC (link)
	Mmmmmhmmm, which is why you should tell me, Seamus. YES! (Besides her.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	loverboy 2008-06-25 12:07 am UTC (link)
	~~a;jlfdsk~~ Uhhhhhhhh well I would, I really really would but shite hold on while I recover motor control here. SO RON'S GAY? CALLED IT. (Well I don't know, it's just part of the saying.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	totalsnoop 2008-06-25 12:10 am UTC (link)
	I'll wait. YES. RON IS--- WAIT NO BECAUSE NO. (So what you're saying is, I could have that?) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	loverboy 2008-06-25 12:12 am UTC (link)
	Ajkfl;sd. AH HAH! CALLED IT! (Do you want this?) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	totalsnoop 2008-06-25 12:17 am UTC (link)
	What was that, dear? NO. HE IS NOT GAY. (Do you think I want that?) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	loverboy 2008-06-25 12:19 am UTC (link)
	OH YOU KNOW. JUST MANLY THINGS. CARS. BOOBS. FIGHTING. QUIDDITCH. FIGHTING QUIDDITCH PLAYERS IN CARS WITH BOOBS. ~~QUIDDITCH PLAYERS WITH BOOBS SOUNDS HOT.~~ NO SWOONING. WHAT. I beg to differ, LAV LAV. (Do you think I think you think I want you to think...I'm confused.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	totalsnoop 2008-06-25 12:22 am UTC (link)
	...Cars with boobs? Oi. You are not allowed to do that. (That happens often, doesn't it?) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	loverboy 2008-06-25 12:24 am UTC (link)
	Manly, right? Oh so that was only okay for Ron? (...sometimes.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	totalsnoop 2008-06-25 12:25 am UTC (link)
	No. Kind of lame, actually. ...For your information, we broke up yesterday, Seamus. (So. Do you want this?) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	loverboy 2008-06-25 12:27 am UTC (link)
	Pfft. Women. Oh shite, really? (Is this a trick question?) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	totalsnoop 2008-06-25 12:30 am UTC (link)
	Just because I don't think a car with breasts is very attractive doesn't mean I'm lame. ...Yeah. Really. (No. This is just a question, from me to you.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	loverboy 2008-06-25 12:32 am UTC (link)
	No, it means you're a woman. Uh. Why? (Are you sure?) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	totalsnoop 2008-06-25 12:37 am UTC (link)
	Is that a bad thing? Well. He said I was repetitive. And... and I don't want to say. (I'm positive.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	loverboy 2008-06-25 12:40 am UTC (link)
	I like women. What a prick. You don't have to say. (What was the question?) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	totalsnoop 2008-06-25 12:43 am UTC (link)
	~~asfpsjfasfiaspfjasdlkfas;fasfa~~ Yeah. Yeah, me too. ......I mean, I like MEN. ...He said I was annoying, Seamus. (Do you want this?) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	loverboy 2008-06-25 12:44 am UTC (link)
	You like women? That's hot. What a prick. Did you kick him in the nads? (I'm sorry I can't hear you.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	totalsnoop 2008-06-25 12:46 am UTC (link)
	I didn't mean that!! Nah. I let him go because he's obviously stupid. (Do you... do you want this?) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	loverboy 2008-06-25 01:05 am UTC (link)
	Nope too late I'm totally picturing it now. Oh. Well, yeah obviously. But still. Want me to kick him in the nads? (What is 'this' exactly?) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)