Lavender Brown. (totalsnoop) wrote,
@ 2008-06-24 18:44:00

ATTENTION HOGWARTS:

DEAN THOMAS WAS SEEN SNOGGING A PICTURE OF LISA TURPIN LATE LAST NIGHT WHEN ALL THE LIGHTS WENT OUT. RON WEASLEY WATCHED.

BREAK-UP ALERT! BREAK-UP ALERT!

HARRY POTTER AND HERMIONE GRANGER HAVE BROKEN UP, HOGWARTS!! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO NOW?

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	loverboy 2008-06-25 12:27 am UTC (link)
	Pfft. Women. Oh shite, really? (Is this a trick question?) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	totalsnoop 2008-06-25 12:30 am UTC (link)
	Just because I don't think a car with breasts is very attractive doesn't mean I'm lame. ...Yeah. Really. (No. This is just a question, from me to you.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	loverboy 2008-06-25 12:32 am UTC (link)
	No, it means you're a woman. Uh. Why? (Are you sure?) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	totalsnoop 2008-06-25 12:37 am UTC (link)
	Is that a bad thing? Well. He said I was repetitive. And... and I don't want to say. (I'm positive.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	loverboy 2008-06-25 12:40 am UTC (link)
	I like women. What a prick. You don't have to say. (What was the question?) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	totalsnoop 2008-06-25 12:43 am UTC (link)
	~~asfpsjfasfiaspfjasdlkfas;fasfa~~ Yeah. Yeah, me too. ......I mean, I like MEN. ...He said I was annoying, Seamus. (Do you want this?) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	loverboy 2008-06-25 12:44 am UTC (link)
	You like women? That's hot. What a prick. Did you kick him in the nads? (I'm sorry I can't hear you.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	totalsnoop 2008-06-25 12:46 am UTC (link)
	I didn't mean that!! Nah. I let him go because he's obviously stupid. (Do you... do you want this?) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	loverboy 2008-06-25 01:05 am UTC (link)
	Nope too late I'm totally picturing it now. Oh. Well, yeah obviously. But still. Want me to kick him in the nads? (What is 'this' exactly?) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	totalsnoop 2008-06-25 01:11 am UTC (link)
	~~With who?~~ You're not allowed!! Yes. Well. No. (......Me. Do you want me, Seamus? ~~Oh God.~~) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	loverboy 2008-06-25 01:14 am UTC (link)
	Too late, pretty girl. Okay. Want a hug? (Holy shite I think my nose just started bleeding hold on.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	totalsnoop 2008-06-25 01:16 am UTC (link)
	Seamus! Stop that! Maybe? (Seamus. Answer the question.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	loverboy 2008-06-25 01:18 am UTC (link)
	Kidding! Kidding! Relax! Uhh. Okay? (Uh. What was the question?) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	totalsnoop 2008-06-25 01:20 am UTC (link)
	I'm relaxed! What are you talking about? I'm relaxed!! Yeah. I want you to hug me. (Do you, er. Do you want me?) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	loverboy 2008-06-25 01:22 am UTC (link)
	No you're not. Shhh. Relax. I was teasing. Okay. Ron's a douche. (Okay okay okay just ask me again one more time.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	totalsnoop 2008-06-25 01:24 am UTC (link)
	Yeah. I'm fine. It's okay. I don't like him anyways. (Seamus!) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	loverboy 2008-06-25 01:26 am UTC (link)
	You're too good for him anyway. (Lavender!) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	totalsnoop 2008-06-25 01:28 am UTC (link)
	Ugh, tell that to Hermione. (Fine. Do you want me?) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	loverboy 2008-06-25 01:32 am UTC (link)
	She deserves him. Have you seen her hair? You're much prettier. (Thank you.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	totalsnoop 2008-06-25 01:34 am UTC (link)
	Of course I've seen her hair. I've even offered to fix it for her! She said no and rolled her eyes. (Well, DO you?) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	loverboy 2008-06-25 01:36 am UTC (link)
	They deserve each other. You should find someone better. (Does it matter? Could I have you?) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	totalsnoop 2008-06-25 01:40 am UTC (link)
	Like who? ~~You?~~ (That isn't the question.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	loverboy 2008-06-25 01:43 am UTC (link)
	Lavender. You could have anyone you wanted. Just pick someone good, okay? I can't kick everyone in the nads when their a douche to you. (It's the one I'm asking.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	totalsnoop 2008-06-25 01:45 am UTC (link)
	No, Seamus, I couldn't have anyone I wanted, and you know it! ~~Plenty of people have denied me because they don't accept me.~~ (I asked you first.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	loverboy 2008-06-25 01:46 am UTC (link)
	You're right. Gay men would just want you for your clothes. (...It's a complicated answer.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)