Lavender Brown. (totalsnoop) wrote,
@ 2008-06-24 18:44:00

ATTENTION HOGWARTS:

DEAN THOMAS WAS SEEN SNOGGING A PICTURE OF LISA TURPIN LATE LAST NIGHT WHEN ALL THE LIGHTS WENT OUT. RON WEASLEY WATCHED.

BREAK-UP ALERT! BREAK-UP ALERT!

HARRY POTTER AND HERMIONE GRANGER HAVE BROKEN UP, HOGWARTS!! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO NOW?

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	totalsnoop 2008-06-25 12:00 am UTC (link)
	Seamus. You couldn't tell even me? ~~Sexy sex pose.~~ Hermione Granger the MAN? (~~Yeah, I really do.~~ Who says I can't have that?) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	loverboy 2008-06-25 12:03 am UTC (link)
	~~Ahhhhhhh she's discovered my weakness for the sexy sex pose.~~ Ahhhhhhhhguycodesucks. SHE IS A MAN? DEAN OWES ME FIVE SICKLES. (Uhhh. The Patil?) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	totalsnoop 2008-06-25 12:05 am UTC (link)
	Mmmmmhmmm, which is why you should tell me, Seamus. YES! (Besides her.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	loverboy 2008-06-25 12:07 am UTC (link)
	~~a;jlfdsk~~ Uhhhhhhhh well I would, I really really would but shite hold on while I recover motor control here. SO RON'S GAY? CALLED IT. (Well I don't know, it's just part of the saying.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	totalsnoop 2008-06-25 12:10 am UTC (link)
	I'll wait. YES. RON IS--- WAIT NO BECAUSE NO. (So what you're saying is, I could have that?) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	loverboy 2008-06-25 12:12 am UTC (link)
	Ajkfl;sd. AH HAH! CALLED IT! (Do you want this?) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	totalsnoop 2008-06-25 12:17 am UTC (link)
	What was that, dear? NO. HE IS NOT GAY. (Do you think I want that?) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	loverboy 2008-06-25 12:19 am UTC (link)
	OH YOU KNOW. JUST MANLY THINGS. CARS. BOOBS. FIGHTING. QUIDDITCH. FIGHTING QUIDDITCH PLAYERS IN CARS WITH BOOBS. ~~QUIDDITCH PLAYERS WITH BOOBS SOUNDS HOT.~~ NO SWOONING. WHAT. I beg to differ, LAV LAV. (Do you think I think you think I want you to think...I'm confused.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	totalsnoop 2008-06-25 12:22 am UTC (link)
	...Cars with boobs? Oi. You are not allowed to do that. (That happens often, doesn't it?) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	loverboy 2008-06-25 12:24 am UTC (link)
	Manly, right? Oh so that was only okay for Ron? (...sometimes.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	totalsnoop 2008-06-25 12:25 am UTC (link)
	No. Kind of lame, actually. ...For your information, we broke up yesterday, Seamus. (So. Do you want this?) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	loverboy 2008-06-25 12:27 am UTC (link)
	Pfft. Women. Oh shite, really? (Is this a trick question?) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	totalsnoop 2008-06-25 12:30 am UTC (link)
	Just because I don't think a car with breasts is very attractive doesn't mean I'm lame. ...Yeah. Really. (No. This is just a question, from me to you.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	loverboy 2008-06-25 12:32 am UTC (link)
	No, it means you're a woman. Uh. Why? (Are you sure?) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	totalsnoop 2008-06-25 12:37 am UTC (link)
	Is that a bad thing? Well. He said I was repetitive. And... and I don't want to say. (I'm positive.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	loverboy 2008-06-25 12:40 am UTC (link)
	I like women. What a prick. You don't have to say. (What was the question?) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	totalsnoop 2008-06-25 12:43 am UTC (link)
	~~asfpsjfasfiaspfjasdlkfas;fasfa~~ Yeah. Yeah, me too. ......I mean, I like MEN. ...He said I was annoying, Seamus. (Do you want this?) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	loverboy 2008-06-25 12:44 am UTC (link)
	You like women? That's hot. What a prick. Did you kick him in the nads? (I'm sorry I can't hear you.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	totalsnoop 2008-06-25 12:46 am UTC (link)
	I didn't mean that!! Nah. I let him go because he's obviously stupid. (Do you... do you want this?) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	loverboy 2008-06-25 01:05 am UTC (link)
	Nope too late I'm totally picturing it now. Oh. Well, yeah obviously. But still. Want me to kick him in the nads? (What is 'this' exactly?) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	totalsnoop 2008-06-25 01:11 am UTC (link)
	~~With who?~~ You're not allowed!! Yes. Well. No. (......Me. Do you want me, Seamus? ~~Oh God.~~) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	loverboy 2008-06-25 01:14 am UTC (link)
	Too late, pretty girl. Okay. Want a hug? (Holy shite I think my nose just started bleeding hold on.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	totalsnoop 2008-06-25 01:16 am UTC (link)
	Seamus! Stop that! Maybe? (Seamus. Answer the question.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	loverboy 2008-06-25 01:18 am UTC (link)
	Kidding! Kidding! Relax! Uhh. Okay? (Uh. What was the question?) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	totalsnoop 2008-06-25 01:20 am UTC (link)
	I'm relaxed! What are you talking about? I'm relaxed!! Yeah. I want you to hug me. (Do you, er. Do you want me?) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)