"Well you're clearly so fucking glad to be here, maybe you decided to go ahead and fuck up my night too?" She linked her hands behind his neck and pulled hard so he would have to move.

"Well, I have good news and bad news for you. The good news is, I'm not wearing a bra. The bad news is, I didn't win. And if I won, you were going to get laid. So congratulations, now tonight sucks for us both."