"Wh-why are you smiling?" Mari looked slightly horrified at her friend's lack of sympathy. "This isn't funny, it's serious! I don't remember a thing! What if I-" Mari cut herself off, raising a hand to her mouth.

"What if I lost my virginity to Leon Shaw and I don't even remember? You're going to have to go down there and check" Mari stated matter of factly, pointing at her crotch.