Friday morning, a small, unassuming, white owl swoops into Sonnier and drops a pink envelope onto Bobby Eisley's lap. The envelope smells vaguely of roses and is sealed with a red, wax heart. It is simply addressed "To Bobby".

Once opened, the envelope emits a single, blood-curdling shriek that fills the entire cafeteria. The envelope itself is empty and unsigned.

Ah, young love.