Amber clucked her tongue loudly. "All that bleach! If you don't get a good scalp treatment, the damage will like, totally just overwhelm your roots." She reached out to touch Tatum's hair again.

"It's so brittle. You keep up with the bleaching and colouring," she said matter-of-factly, "it's going to just break and you'll be bald. Do you want to be bald? Even Britney Spears couldn't pull off bald, and you're no Britney."