Hunter didn't stand a chance with holding her laughter in. "You're such a fuckin' dirtbag," she hissed, giving him a playful elbow as they began their way up the stairs. "What would a lady's mama say if she walked in on something like that? I don't think your plan to act all perfect would work too well anymore."

Just as they were reaching the top step, there was a scream from downstairs, Hunter jumping a little and grabbing the railing. "The fuck?"