"Oh god no," a little grin creeped up her face. "Leon took me for a walk around Paris. Saw the Eiffel Tower-- it's so weird you know, like, it's just a stupid tower. And that's all it is, a huge bunch of metal. But it's also 'The Eiffel Tower'. I dunno, I liked it." Some strange romantic landmark or something.

"There were a couple tourists about, and this one-- American-- goes 'I-FELL TOWAH. THE KEY TO ALL PANTIES EVAH' and the look on the girl next to him's face... I think he dropped the key."