"Dude! Totally like Buffy!" Conor exclaimed, "She was a cheerleader or something, right? You could learn to slay vampires!" He made a face at her as if he were trying to eye her suspiciously. "...But I'm totally not one so please don't kill me."

"Right, like that! See the difference? If you crouch down too low, you'll totally land on your face. Which... probably won't happen when I'm spotting you."