Dear Stasi,

It breaks my heart hurts to know that’s how you feel. I don’t now what happened in your past and like I said before I will never push you into telling me, but whatever it was, you don’t need to let it dictate how you feel. I just kind of want to hug you and tell you that everything is going to be okay. I hope I can change your mind about this some day. I’m going to compassion the shit out of you the next time I see you... well... as long as you’re not driving me crazy.

Oh. Well now that you explained that I get it. That completely makes sense. I never really paid attention in muggle studies, talking about magnets.

Stasi. You’re more than a punching bag. I don’t want to treat you like that but you have no idea how therapeutic it is to hit someone I’m probably going to continue hitting you... even though I don’t particularly want to.

Anastas you can try all you might but I am a steel fortress of incorruptibility. No cupcakes for you. And to be completely honest I’m not really into playing games like that sir. I don’t usually let people see this side of me, so I guess we’re even.

There’s no question about how much one or both parties enjoy said kissing. I’m just reminding you that this is not all about kissing. I would like to kiss you again too.

Yours,
Sunny