Dear Stasi,

I’m not too surprised by that but I do appreciate you offering to wake up early for surfing. I know that a lot of people don’t really do mornings. Being hung over never helps. I liked to pretend to stay up late when I was a kid. I never made it past ten thirty until I was a freshman.

I would like to show you my drawings, it would be nice to get a critique on them. My favorite are the charcoal drawings I’ve done. I... uh... I’m pretty oblivious when it comes to men. I don’t think I have a philosophy on guys.

There are two kinds of cupcakes we’re talking about here. The cupcakes you’re not allowed to touch and the vegan cupcakes you can eat. So... yeah. Jerk. Everyone says they’re not coordinated enough to juggle, I didn’t think I was either. I trip over myself all the time and I can still juggle! You at least have to try it. If you’re brave enough to try my vegan cooking, you should be brave enough to try juggling. Promise I won’t make fun of you.

If that were true then what keeps you around? I don’t want to know, never mind. Well thanks but I bet you won’t even notice when my vegan food starts infiltrating your diet. I know you can be nice, sometimes. I wouldn’t hang out with you if you were a chamaco all the time.

Yours,
Sunny