Where to start? Michi wasn't one to judge, if he told Gray he would probably just laugh in his face and really it should have been funny but it wasn't.

"Remember Sam's new year party? I fucked this nerdy chick there, on the lawn and she was a virgin, Mich. How would you feel if your first time was with me? On a lawn." He groaned, it was the first time he had said it out loud.