"Lies, I am not your only friend. You have that tall girl and that silly boy and then there is the other girl... the Asian one! And Alex's sister! All your friends!" he said poking her nose. "And me of course, you will always have your Bambi."

"WHAT?!" he repeated. He couldn't believe it! "I do not have a problem with it. I DO NOT HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT!" he said loudly so everyone knew he wasn't a homophobe or anything. "I had no clue that Doogie Howser liked boys! I bet that breaks a lot of girls hearts. He seems like such a nice guy," he giggled.

"I am sorry you can not marry Doogie Howser," he pouted. "He would have been good for you."