Point proven. Keegan grinned, both at the facepalm at his own horrible joke, and at the response that followed. "Aww," he drew the word out, "I get to be the special lei."

Although the point was proven, it didn't stop him from continuing. Nearly. He couldn't resist the chance to be a little more lewd. With a waggle of his eyebrows, he asked, "So... does this mean you'll get to lei Rowan too?"