Characters: Tatum & Sera.
Setting: Sunday, at the Grande Theatre in NOLA.
Content: SFW but definite spoilers for Sucker Punch, just to be safe.
Summary: New Zack Snyder film that is basically action burlesque. Like, adorable girls with machine guns fighting steam-powered imperial Germans. How could Tatum not go and see this? Sera gets dragged along for company.


Tatum had been more or less dying to see Sucker Punch ever since she had seen the trailer before Black Swan. Which, before this, was the last movie that she had bothered to hassle Sera into coming to see with her. Black Swan had been good enough to download, and so was this. Her mind was still working over what she had just witnessed, and although she was pretty fried from the pre-movie joint, she was sure of several things.

First off, the girls and their battle costumes were sexy as hell. The action was mind-blowing, the soundtrack needed to be pirated immediately, she loved Abbie Cornish, she loved dragons, Baby Doll had the coolest sword ever, and the disjointed story of the whole movie actually wasn't half bad. It would have been the perfect film if there had been some kissing between the girls, but hey.. still a nine out of ten! At least!

She wasn't sure what Sera was thinking as they made their way out of the theatre with rest of the crowd. Her sister had never been one to talk during a movie. She was always shushing everyone, even people they didn't know, which always had Tatum sinking deeply into her chair in embarrassment. Now that they were finished though, she felt it might be a good time to ask. "So? Was it as stupid as you thought it'd be?" she asked curiously, glancing briefly toward the arcade by the entrance.

"I mean, it was at least clever. It's all imagined during a Trans-Orbital-Frontal-Lobotomy, which results in a black eye.. so like, I bet that's why it's called sucker punch. It's really the best twist a movie could have!"