Bobby rolled his eyes as Sunny went into the changeroom so they could discuss whatever invisible flaw this dress had. One of the sales attendants smiled kindly at him from the rack she was rearranging.

"You're a very patient boyfriend," she said.

Bobby looked over his shoulder to the closed changeroom door. "Huh? Oh, I'm not her boyfriend."

"Oh..." She raised her eyebrows and left it at that.

"But I'm not the gay BFF either!" He added quickly. "Totally into girls."