"Oh, right," he forced a smile. "It's fake. Of course it's fake," he winced a little, making a face for having taken it too seriously.

"Native American," he offered with a little grin. "Wait, the werewolves protect people and the vampires are... good? Fucking sparkles? What drugs was this author on when she wrote this book?" he asked with a raised eyebrow.

"I don't understand the muggle fascination with vampires and werewolves. They're just... they're dangerous. They shouldn't try to glorify them," he shook his head. He really couldn't stop himself from taking it seriously. It was too close to his heart.