Happy Birthday Maria (backdated to around April 15th)
 Shopping for presents was hard for anyone. But make it for an alternate-universe relative who was technically your niece? Not much better.

But really ever since coming here she'd been the one to make him feel the most welcome (a welcoming Batman would scare most people and he really didn't expect it so it seemed someone had picked up the slack), so he wanted to get her at least something. He'd gotten her a shirt and a card with a comprehensive list of overrides for security cameras (some of which he manually had to go alter) around prime trouble-making places she might enjoy. And an extra lock pick made for standard police cuffs (which she no doubt already had but extras never hurt) just in case.

Take the traditional birthday night off you workaholic. I don't want to hear from you unless you need someone to break you out of something. Now go wreck havoc and fix that social life problem.