Natasha Romanova (redheadspy) wrote in marvel_nextgen,
@ 2010-08-24 03:31:00

Entry tags:

npc - black widow, npc - tony stark, plot-"body swap"

Getaway
It had taken some time and a lot of hints and suggestions, but Natasha had finally convinced Tony to take a few days off and go somewhere else. Natasha was getting cabin fever and had to get out of the penthouse for a little while. She would shoot someone if she didn't get a change of scenery and she would need her husband around after the baby came.

It was nice on Martha's Vineyard this time of the year and it was close enough to New York that if something happened they could get home easily enough. The yacht was nice, but Natasha wanted dry land under her feet and places to shop. She loved the small quaint shops on the Vineyard and she would convince her husband to take her shopping.

They got settled in at Tony's house on the Vineyard after a four hour drive (and many stops to use the bathroom) and a short ferry ride over to the island. As soon as they were settled, Natasha went to find her husband to see if he wanted to go for a bite to eat. Someone was demanding french fries.

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	nextgen_parent 2010-08-31 12:39 am UTC (link)
	"Well, at least we know the frying pan will let you use it, rather than committing suicide once you walk into the kitchen." Tony says, referring to Anya's ability with cooking of any kind. He still hadn't figured how she'd made cereal catch fire. He's run more tests on that than Zero-Point Energy. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	redheadspy 2010-08-31 02:15 am UTC (link)
	"She came by those skills honestly. She inherited them," Natasha said. "Speaking of our lovely daughter, do you want to go up and see her before we head home?" Boston was only a short ferry ride and drive away. "She's taking Steve's disappearance pretty hard and we probably should give her a heads up on the current...state of things." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

nextgen_parent
2010-08-31 04:07 am UTC (link)

"We cannot let her see us like this." Tony says immediately. "I understand she's hurting, but this might just be too much weird for her in one sitting.

Besides, I don't want our daughter seeing me have a meltdown. She's already heartbroken and I don't want to add to it." Tony says.

Not to mention that he's /certain/ that seeing Anya in tears will open the his own floodgates.

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	redheadspy 2010-08-31 04:15 am UTC (link)
	"Tony, she's going to be more upset if we don't tell her," Natasha said. "We don't know how long we're going to be stuck like this and it's probably best we tell the kids. They're going to know something is up." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	nextgen_parent 2010-08-31 12:44 pm UTC (link)
	Great. People are going to know about this. Not on Tony's list of fun things to pursue. "I don't like the idea. We can tell Anyna, but the rest of the kids need to be on a need to know basis. Especially Misha. I don't see him taking this well for some reason. And laughing the loudest, too." Tony says. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	redheadspy 2010-08-31 06:06 pm UTC (link)
	"I know, but they are going to know without us telling them," she said. "You and I act a lot differently and we have different mannerisms." She sighed. "We'll get this figured out and get back into our own bodies. I promise." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

nextgen_parent
2010-09-01 02:16 am UTC (link)

"You're right. We'll fix this as soon as we know how it happened." Tony says, regaining a little bit of his composure now that he'd gotten out some of the tears.

"But we've still got a little more time to relax here, and now...you get to rub my feet when I ask. And feed me ice cream." Tony says.

"Has Eddie always felt like a bowling ball tied around your waist? I just gotta know, because this feeling is weird, but...it's already going on me. As long as he doesn't declare war on my kidneys and spleen again." Tony says.

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redheadspy
2010-09-01 03:30 am UTC (link)

"Yes," she answered. "That feeling is just going to get worse as time goes by and the bigger he gets. The target practice with organs isn't going to stop. Again, it will just get worse. He's active, but Anya I think was the worst so far."

She smiled. "I know this is hard for you. I will try to do everything I can to make you more comfortable. First you're going to sit on the couch while I go get that ice cream." And coffee for her. A whole pot of wonderful wonderful coffee.

"Do we dare risk dinner with the Obamas or should I come up with a reason why we can't go?"

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nextgen_parent
2010-09-01 04:05 am UTC (link)

Tony curses under his/her breath as he realizes that said dinner was supposed to be later tonight.

"No, we shouldn't risk it. Whatever you can come up with is fine, dear." he/she says, beginning to waddle his/her way out to the couch to sit down.

Sitting down, Tony turns the TV on to SportsCenter.

"Oh look, something Tasha would never do!" he says, checking the sports scores.

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redheadspy
2010-09-01 04:24 am UTC (link)

"I will come up with something," she said. "Don't quit your day job because you'd make a lousy comedian."

Natasha made her way into the kitchen and did the most important thing first. She started a pot of coffee. Extra strong. She didn't know how long this would last, but she was going to take full advantage of it. She got the ice cream out of the freezer and bowls and spoons.

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	nextgen_parent 2010-09-01 04:27 am UTC (link)
	"Hey, I'm /very/ funny! Eddie thinks so. Don't you buddy?" Tony says, talking to his stomach. "Don't you, buddy?" Eddie, for once, does not respond. "You /would/ fall asleep when I'm wide awake, wouldn't you? Definitely got /that/ from your mother." he mumbles, flipping the channels. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	redheadspy 2010-09-01 04:33 am UTC (link)
	Natasha smiled. "See? Nick's already agreeing with me," Natasha smirked. She carried two bowls of ice cream to the living room and sat down next to Tony. One bowl for him and one for her. "You know, I don't have to be pregnant and hormonal to want to shoot you," she said before a bite of ice cream. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	nextgen_parent 2010-09-01 04:55 am UTC (link)
	"Ah, but you /can't/ shoot me now, since I'm pregnant!" Tony grins. "I, however, could threaten to shoot you and it would be in character!" he says. "Not that I would. I mean, I have to go back to that body." he tells her, taking his bowl of ice cream, which he begins eating with a will. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	redheadspy 2010-09-01 05:05 am UTC (link)
	"What? You don't think I can hit a hand or a foot if I wanted to?" Natasha grinned. "I can easily shoot to wound you know." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	nextgen_parent 2010-09-01 05:19 am UTC (link)
	"Shoot me and you don't get any." Tony says simply, as if he's just found the Ultimate Argument of Logic for disputes. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	redheadspy 2010-09-01 05:24 am UTC (link)
	"Any what? Grief? Goodness knows I don't have enough of that," she smirked and rolled her eyes. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	nextgen_parent 2010-09-01 05:26 am UTC (link)
	Tony grumbles something about mouthy Russians, eating his ice cream. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	redheadspy 2010-09-01 05:34 am UTC (link)
	Natasha leaned over and placed a kiss on his/her cheek. "I love you." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	nextgen_parent 2010-09-01 12:37 pm UTC (link)
	Despite himself, Tony smiles. "You know that I couldn't stay mad at you if I wanted to and use that to your advantage regularly, Mrs. Stark." he grins (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	redheadspy 2010-09-01 08:47 pm UTC (link)
	Natasha smiled. "Damn right I do." She put her bowl on the coffee table and went to get COFFEE. Sweet delicious coffee. Natasha poured herself a cup and returned to the couch. Her eyes closed as she took of a sip. A deep blissful sigh escaped her. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

nextgen_parent
2010-09-02 02:45 am UTC (link)

Tony watches as Tasha begins drinking coffee in /his/ body.

"Wait, a minute! You're a pregnant woman! You can't have that much coffee, Tasha. You...you can't use my body to circumvent that!" he sputters.

And then reality hits him. He can only have ONE cup of coffee every day.

"Oh no. No. We need to fix this right now. We are going to that store in the morning and making them fix this!" Tony says.

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redheadspy
2010-09-02 02:48 am UTC (link)

"Oh I can and I am," she said. "I have a whole pot of dark caffeinated goodness to enjoy." She thought about it for a moment. "I may even drink two pots of coffee." Then another thought hit her. "Chocolate. I /need/ chocolate. Lots of it."

"We can wait awhile," she said. Oh yes the next day or so she is going to be binging on all the stuff she couldn't have in the past few months.

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	nextgen_parent 2010-09-02 02:52 am UTC (link)
	"Oh, no you don't. I'm only giving you a five-pound weight gain allowance, Tasha. You are not going to turn me into a caffeinated, chocoholic blimp and then give me back my body. I will spank you before you do!" Tony says. Wait, that's not really a threat between them. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	redheadspy 2010-09-02 02:54 am UTC (link)
	She grinned. "Promise? It's been awhile since I've had a good spanking." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	nextgen_parent 2010-09-02 03:01 am UTC (link)
	Tony smirks. "Just remember, Tasha, you already bought the real estate, so any changes you make to it, you have to live with, even if you move out." He indicates his body as he looks at her. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)