Happy birthday!
This year, Alice decided that Sammy needed something "extra special" for her birthday. Yes, while guns were always the option, there were only so many years in a row that you could get your best friend a new gun for her birthday. It was repetitive. It was boring.

And Alice was not a fan of repetitive and boring.

So, at around ten o'clock, when she was working in her office, Sammy would receive a very special present.

A Happy Birthday stripper-gram. The guy was conveniently dressed as an average, everyday S.H.I.E.L.D agent so Sammy wouldn't suspect that something was up until after they were behind closed doors.

Alice didn't want the surprise to be ruined, after all.