Uchiha Madara (kiss_and_sell) wrote,
@ 2009-07-28 06:10:00

Entry tags:

bjs on the go, drive-thru brothel, shut up its cool, work related honest

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Attention all employees.

Your input is needed for a possible addition to our spectacular company.

A drive-thru brothel. Hush and consider it. Business men don't have time to stop in and go through all these choices and processes just to get a blowjob. We're losing money to a lack of convenience. This is the way of the future, and I refuse to be done in by some dirty-looking shit hole.

Thoughts? Opinions? Praises? Share with me.

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	lost_but_found 2009-07-28 12:12 pm UTC (link)
	That is dirty. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-07-28 01:00 pm UTC (link)
	Isn't it? We can do much better, right Itachi? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lost_but_found 2009-07-28 01:10 pm UTC (link)
	Much. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	notyourfantasy 2009-07-28 05:01 pm UTC (link)
	....ugh. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-07-28 07:59 pm UTC (link)
	Uh-oh. Sasori is unhappy again. Let's hear constructive criticism. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	notyourfantasy 2009-07-28 08:02 pm UTC (link)
	I think that summed up all of my constructive criticism. And that is a terrible thing to think about first thing of the morning of my last day of our bet. However if you want criticism of the financial downfall of this terrible idea of yours I will require sugary breakfast tomorrow. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	chinpo 2009-07-28 05:57 pm UTC (link)
	A drive-thru brothel reminds me of greasy burgers, overweight men, and sex which isn't all that appealing to be honest, sir. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-07-28 08:03 pm UTC (link)
	Overweight men are part of the usual line of customers to begin with. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	chinpo 2009-07-29 01:10 am UTC (link)
	The point is sir, is that your idea sounds worse than rolling around in cow dung. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	nudityonlegs 2009-07-28 07:14 pm UTC (link)
	Not gonna lie, I don't think it'll be much profit. A quick blow job doesn't sound good at all. Maybe you should start offering shorter sessions at Angel's Hell instead. Though I do like the company name. Has a nice ring to it. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-07-28 08:06 pm UTC (link)
	The appeal of a drive-thru blowjob will probably outweigh the majority of the bad, won't it? If nothing else, it'll be good for a year then die down once everybody's given it a shot or two. The question then is if the profit would be enough to cover the cost of building the addition and still walk away with money, or break even. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	nudityonlegs 2009-07-28 09:59 pm UTC (link)
	The novelty of it maybe, and if all you want for it to break even, I'm sure that can happen. Maybe you could promote it in movies or something. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	konan 2009-07-28 07:23 pm UTC (link)
	No. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-07-28 07:58 pm UTC (link)
	Nothing else? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	legendarytits 2009-07-28 07:52 pm UTC (link)
	... A drive-thru brothel. Jesus christ. Why not just buy a fancy hotel and put glory holes in all the bathrooms? That way businessmen could get their quickies without even having to leave the comfort of their home away from home. You could just charge more for the 'extra amenities'. That was sarcastic, by the way. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-07-28 08:07 pm UTC (link)
	Glory holes are so boring, come on, Doctor. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	smileyface 2009-07-28 10:04 pm UTC (link)
	ok. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-07-29 01:09 am UTC (link)
	That's my Lambie. You love the idea, don't you? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bigsigh 2009-07-28 11:16 pm UTC (link)
	No. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-07-29 01:10 am UTC (link)
	You and Sasuke are too alike. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	1/2 vitiated 2009-07-28 11:19 pm UTC (link)
	..... (Reply to this)

	2/2 vitiated 2009-07-28 11:19 pm UTC (link)
	No. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Re: 2/2 kiss_and_sell 2009-07-29 01:10 am UTC (link)
	You were considering it, weren't you? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilswalknstik 2009-07-29 12:28 am UTC (link)
	Izuna would be thrilled to run it. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-07-29 01:11 am UTC (link)
	It would fall under your responsibilities. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)