you hear it first. (thenewstoday) wrote,
@ 2010-07-06 09:56:00

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Another Magpie Hatchling?

Tattler EXCLUSIVE!
Magpie Sweetheart
Maggie Brand has Given Birth!
But it's the surprise revelation of who's the father that has us reeling!

Our sources reveal that four days ago Brand was rushed to the hospital where she delivered her baby nearly two months early! From what we've found she was highly distressed over something, but not stressed out enough to forget to reach out to---you guessed it! The baby's father! How could such a friendly person like Maggie Brand not ensure that the father of her child was present at his son's birth?

Congratulations to
Drystan Fawcett
for becoming a father!

Just LOOK at his concern for his secret lover (or not so secret---we all know that Brand was Fawcett's last girlfriend before he married the unknown Bess Zeller this past February) as she calls out to him! Oh, this baby must be absolutely gorgeous, and we can't wait to show you pictures!

Maybe the early birth was due to a fight with Fawcett? Surely Brand couldn't be pleased that he's been playing house with some other blonde while she's carrying his firstborn son!

And what do you think, loyal readers?

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	bestzeller 2010-07-06 12:11 pm UTC (link)
	GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE (Reply to this)

	brythonichero 2010-07-06 01:53 pm UTC (link)
	~~Blimey, I am so tired of BABIES---~~ No. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Drystan! bestzeller 2010-07-06 02:20 pm UTC (link)
	How! How do you put out one of those press release things! ~~And why haven't you yet! I will SPEAK FOR YOU! You were sleeping with THIS blonde when that one got knocked up THANK YOU VERY MUCH!~~ It can be settled quickly! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Bess brythonichero 2010-07-06 02:27 pm UTC (link)
	It can be settled tomorrow. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Drystan

bestzeller
2010-07-06 02:36 pm UTC (link)

But!---I hate quidditch players---BUT I AM GOING TO CRY! Ugh No I'm not. I WANT TO HIT HER REALLY BAD--
Blah blah blah doing it tomorrow won't make it any less my kid or whatever the nonsense is going through your head BUT THE FACT REMAINS---

I am forcing myself to be very nice and calm about this, I think you should know. ~~FORCING--~~ Because I know you are just a caring and loyal man ~~while she is an ATTENTION WHORE~~ and people like to twist that around. ~~TRYING SO HARD DRYSTAN I DESERVE AN AWARD~~

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	Bess brythonichero 2010-07-06 02:38 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	wadcock 2010-07-06 01:59 pm UTC (link)
	BAHAHAHA Oh Captain, I thought we were suppose to avoid this sort of drama. I, for once, have no words. (Reply to this)

	cockaigne 2010-07-06 08:33 pm UTC (link)
	~~WHAT THE FUCK?!~~ (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Odette wadcock 2010-07-07 02:14 am UTC (link)
	I just want to point out that Magpies' are the Tattler once more, yet not once are either of us mentioned. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Seth! cockaigne 2010-07-07 02:18 am UTC (link)
	~~SETH THAT IS SO BEYOND APPROPRIATE I CAN'T EVEN---~~ Seth. That is a wildly inappropriate statement. ~~Even if it's true~~ Maggie is going through a crisis right now! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Odette wadcock 2010-07-07 02:25 am UTC (link)
	Well I know its not true. ~~And being in the Tattler is not a---~~ Oh... like a legit crisis and not just this mess in the Tattler? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	SETH cockaigne 2010-07-07 02:28 am UTC (link)
	Yes a legitimate crisis, people are going to think that she made Drystan do--- things! Remember how horrible it was for us? People still hate on me in the middle of the street! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Odette wadcock 2010-07-07 02:36 am UTC (link)
	Right. Yes well. I'm going to shut up now and go off and do something constructive. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	SETH cockaigne 2010-07-07 02:58 am UTC (link)
	SEND HER SOMETHING NICE. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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