Marianne Parker (londonloves) wrote,
@ 2011-01-30 18:22:00

okay so, in theory, say you went into town this weekend and you happened to see a Buzz Lightyear costume in a thrift store, and it was for ages 10 - 12 and you totally bought it and got it home and tried it on, and it seemed to fit because let's be real, who wouldn't want to be Buzz Lightyear for the day? but then when it comes to like, taking it off it's kinda stuck. like, the zip's broken? IN THEORY how many days detention will you get if you show up to class tomorrow still wearing it?

[Private to Emilie, Addy, Michi, Hunter, Amber]
omg something really funny happened and its got nothing to do with being stuck in this fucking costume

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	studiesallnight 2011-01-30 05:11 pm UTC (link)
	Do you want a percentage or a chart? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	londonloves 2011-01-30 05:13 pm UTC (link)
	ummm percentage! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	studiesallnight 2011-01-30 05:19 pm UTC (link)
	ancient runes: 89% dada: 43% history of magic: 73% art: 21% transfiguration: 54% charms/wandwork: 58% latin: 94% taking into account the different professor's tendency to give out detentions, appropriate-ness of attire and the likely hood that only up to that point will they notice. Also, do not forget the hallways: 98% (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	londonloves 2011-01-30 05:21 pm UTC (link)
	aw man I'm totally fucked!! p.s i'm not paying you for that breakdown (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	studiesallnight 2011-01-30 05:23 pm UTC (link)
	I'm already adding it to your tab. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	studiesallnight 2011-01-30 05:21 pm UTC (link)
	Ah, and days follow the same pattern per professor. Simply divide by 10 and multiply by the quotient of .2. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	babalon 2011-01-30 05:16 pm UTC (link)
	...couldn't you just cut it off? [Private to Mari] You plan on telling me or hinting? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	londonloves 2011-01-30 05:17 pm UTC (link)
	but what if i need to wear it again!! [Private] i totally ended up in Ciaran's bedroom the other day! HELLO! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	babalon 2011-01-30 05:21 pm UTC (link)
	When do you ever need to wear a buzz lightyear uniform? [Private] AHAHA WHAT. Sloppy secooondss. So did you fuck him or what? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	londonloves 2011-01-30 05:23 pm UTC (link)
	like, a million places!! parties, halloween, bank robbing... [Private] omg it wasn't sloppy you homo, we didnt do much!! not really. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	babalon 2011-01-30 05:29 pm UTC (link)
	You couldn't rob a bank to save your life. Does it least look good? [Private] Slutever, bitch. You love it. Don't tell me you blew it. Or did you blow it? Dammit woman, tell me! This is why we are friends! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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londonloves, 2011-01-30 05:33 pm UTC

	legaux 2011-01-30 06:46 pm UTC (link)
	[Private to Mari] Is it funnier than you being stuck in a Buzz Lightyear costime, cuz that's pretty damn funny ;D (Reply to this)(Thread)

	londonloves 2011-01-30 06:59 pm UTC (link)
	[Private to Addy] OMG THATS NOT FUNNY! I'm seriously stuck, boo! i dont want to try and fix it with my wand i might DIE. also i totally got inside our new resident serial killer's dorm room! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	howemuchtrouble 2011-01-30 11:19 pm UTC (link)
	In theory... shouldn't you be able to use magic to help get the costume off? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	londonloves 2011-01-30 11:30 pm UTC (link)
	but the zip is at the back and what if i like, do it all wrong? i could die or even cause totally irreprable damage!! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	howemuchtrouble 2011-01-30 11:37 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, then cut yourself out and use that mending charm to fix it? Then you won't be working backwards and Buzz Lightyear is still in one piece. And next time you get stuck in a child's costume I want pictures. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	londonloves 2011-01-31 12:04 am UTC (link)
	omg thats the perfect solution!! you're smarter than you look, kid. no pictures!! i have a reputation to uphold! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gimmeskittles 2011-01-31 01:22 am UTC (link)
	You look super cute though. >3< Private to Mari So what hijinks did you get up to now dear Marianne? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	londonloves 2011-01-31 11:41 am UTC (link)
	it's really itchy!! [Private to Michi] Only that I totally got into Ciaran's room! He doesn't even have any dead bodies in there. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gimmeskittles 2011-01-31 11:47 am UTC (link)
	Fashion always comes at a cost! [Private] You little skank! I knew you had it in you! So! Did you make out with him? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	itsnotjessica 2011-02-01 01:05 pm UTC (link)
	... Did they have Woody? [Private to Mari] Funny HOW SO? Like funny ha-ha or funny you just got home from getting a lethal overdose of jizz pumped out of your stomach? Actually those are both the same thing, lolllll (Reply to this)(Thread)

	londonloves 2011-02-02 06:29 pm UTC (link)
	it was just buzz dude but like, i think you'd have to make your own woody costume since you got such long legs and all! [Private to Hunter] i almost did the no pants dance with the dude that everyone says is killing freshies!! cool huh? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	thatryderboy 2011-02-02 05:51 pm UTC (link)
	LMAO! I would serve your detention to see you come to class in that! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	londonloves 2011-02-02 06:30 pm UTC (link)
	it's okay i got out of it! FINALLY! i thought i was going to like, die in there. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	thatryderboy 2011-02-02 08:51 pm UTC (link)
	Haha! You're fun! Glad you got out, hon. (Reply to this)(Parent)