Hashirama Senju (boysareback) wrote,
@ 2010-11-07 19:38:00

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[secret mystery letter left in one Madara Uchiha's locker in an unknown writing cause he got a girl to write it for him.]

Hi Madara,

I've seen around school but I am too shy to come up and talk to you. I just want you to know that I think you are someone special, someone I would like to try and be with. One day, I hope I can overcome my nerves and speak to you in person but for now, I hope you will allow me to continue to write to you and tell you how I feel.

From your secret admirer.

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	boysareback 2010-11-09 09:58 pm UTC (link)
	[scowled big time. gee, you live in a house full of boys, they have seen a penis before.] Yes, I understand Mrs. Uchiha. Yes, yes. [slinks off to Madara's room, sighing. getting yelled at by your parents is bad enough but by others too sucks.] She needs to lighten up. [flops on the bed.] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bitter_sweet 2010-11-09 10:06 pm UTC (link)
	She got in a fight with your mom, that's why her panties are bunched. There was some sale or something and your mom had the winning edge, I don't know. I only heard parts of it. [rival mothers, rival sons!] Here, get dressed. [tosses him some pants.] She's probably already calling your mom now to say she saw your pee-pee. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boysareback 2010-11-09 10:17 pm UTC (link)
	Shit. Mom is going to kill me. [it's not a fault, she can't throw him out for streaking.] Make sure she doesn't go tyrant on my brother tonight. He is a bit fragile and might get upset. ... I need some clothes. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bitter_sweet 2010-11-09 10:21 pm UTC (link)
	And your brother looks just like your mom, too. Except he's tiny and your mom has that toned stomach and beefy legs. But she should be nice to him, he's young. It's you who should be worried. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boysareback 2010-11-09 10:23 pm UTC (link)
	I'm used to the trouble, I'm not worried at all. [starts digging through Madara's drawers. is going to find anything that will fit, even a pair of shorts.] Hide me in your bed tonight, she will never know. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bitter_sweet 2010-11-09 10:31 pm UTC (link)
	In my bed? But it's mine. Sleep on Izuna's, he and Tobirama can camp out in the family room. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boysareback 2010-11-09 10:48 pm UTC (link)
	[ha, shorts. a bit tight but only just. puts them on and tosses the the towel over the side of the room that is Madara's, retiring over to Izuna's side and flops down.] His bed is nice. [rolls around.] Much softer than mine. [rolls onto side, back towards, closing eyes. mmm very soft.] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bitter_sweet 2010-11-10 12:10 am UTC (link)
	Hey, don't you dare get a boner in that bed. [squints at.] I'll take Izuna's bed, go get in mine. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boysareback 2010-11-10 12:34 am UTC (link)
	I wasn't going to do that, gee Madara have a little faith in me. [not moving, rolls over to the other side to look at.] Are you really that worried about it? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bitter_sweet 2010-11-10 12:36 am UTC (link)
	... [walks over and tugs him, trying to move him off Izuna's cute little bed and onto the floor, where big boys sleep on futons.] I want Izuna's bed. Come on, hop off. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boysareback 2010-11-10 12:41 am UTC (link)
	Fine, fine. You don't have any sense of humor at all. [rolls and flops lands onto the ground.] I'm surprised that you aren't making me sleep on the couch to be attacked by your mother. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bitter_sweet 2010-11-10 01:17 am UTC (link)
	Well we can't very easily scare the kids if you're down there already. They need to be together. Anyway, my futon is more comfortable than Izuna's bed, really. [no it isn't. but crawls on it anyway, staring at the little glowing stars stuck in the ceiling.] I wonder what's for dinner... I bet mom won't make a serving for you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

boysareback
2010-11-10 01:50 am UTC (link)

You are so confusing. [gets up and crawls over into the bed. he can stay in it, he can't stay in. omg has no idea what is going on.] I'm waiting to be called to dinner and what I will get is a small piece of broccoli and just that. The joke is on her, I like broccoli. If it's a brussels sprout, I'm going to starve. [will starve anyway. for some mothers being that close through high school and beyond even to have their sons around the same time, they really fight each other a lot. that was the trait passed through to them. the fathers, yep thats Tobirama and Izuna.] I'll just steal it from Izuna. He doesn't need to eat any more food.

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	bitter_sweet 2010-11-10 01:52 am UTC (link)
	... [lays on Izuna's bed with him. on top of him, rather, since it's small.] I have to keep an eye on you. And he's a growing boy, he needs to eat all he can. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boysareback 2010-11-10 04:06 am UTC (link)
	Growing outwards. You should keep an eye on him or get him doing sports. Soon he won't even fit in this bed and will need two together. [okay, that is cruel but the chubby. it's like the baby fat is stuck on him.] Maybe I can pilfer a piece of food from everyone and get a meal then. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bitter_sweet 2010-11-10 04:49 am UTC (link)
	If he doesn't want to do sports that's his choice. But if nothing else, I can enter him in some competitive eating right? And if she doesn't feed you, you'll have to starve. House rules. If you're being punished, nobody is allowed to be kind to you. [okay made that up, but whatever.] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boysareback 2010-11-10 05:36 am UTC (link)
	She is punishing me for something my mother done! That is not hardly fair. How could you leave me all night long, hungry, needy. You are supposed to help your rival out so they will be in top performance level or it is no fun. I'm not at that level if I have a grumbling stomach. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bitter_sweet 2010-11-10 05:38 am UTC (link)
	Right but part of a rival is enjoying them suffering. I like you suffering. [pokes nose.] Where do you think the kids are? If they're out, we should set up some hauntings. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boysareback 2010-11-10 05:43 am UTC (link)
	[will get his revenge eventually. just you wait.] I think they would have been spying on us if they were in. [Tobirama and his curiosity.] What do you think we should do? Knocking on walls and stuff like that? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bitter_sweet 2010-11-10 05:47 am UTC (link)
	Yeah. We should act like one of us gets attacked like... get some food coloring and karo syrup and make some drippy blood. That would really scare them. [is gonna be in so much trouble but omg, worth it.] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boysareback 2010-11-10 05:52 am UTC (link)
	You can play dead on the ground and I can stand over you with a bloody knife because that is the way it is going to be naturally so it will be believable. We need to start making up blood and do you have any huge knives? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

bitter_sweet
2010-11-10 05:54 am UTC (link)

... Wait, you want to pretend to kill me? Maybe say you're possessed, like uh... run at them bloody and say you don't know what happened. You heard a noise while we were sleeping and then saw a weird figure then woke up covered in blood and I'll come out all stabbed looking... [hums thoughtfully.] Izuna might try to stab you though, so I have to be alive. Unless I'm the ghost. Then I'd kill you.

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	boysareback 2010-11-10 06:04 am UTC (link)
	I think I can hold him off. You can come back to live just in case he tries to stab me because I don't think you want to have to explain to your mother and my mother why I am in emergency with a stab wound. But it's doable. I think we should. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bitter_sweet 2010-11-10 06:05 am UTC (link)
	And we have to make sure they don't actually scream loud enough for the parents to hear. Tobirama looks like a screamer. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boysareback 2010-11-10 06:07 am UTC (link)
	If he screams, he will have an asthma attack. I'll sneak in and get his inhaler just in case that happens. Worse case, I can grab them and smother their mouths and tell them not to scream and you know, I was possessed after all so I will be scared and so therefore they shouldn't scream. Think that is believable? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)