a labor of love that didn't quite work out (derkins) wrote,
@ 2008-09-07 16:37:00

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BBs.

Give me one of my characters and one of yours, and I'll tell you how they end up together and what their first-born is like, even if they are unqualified to have children. I'll even give a PB because I'm fabulous.

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	lemonadeandgin 2008-09-08 03:54 am UTC (link)
	Ew I don't want any of your dirty chars-- PIERS/EDWARD, SEBASTIAN/JUDE (I'm so interested in their married interaction) WILDE/JACKSON. And YES that last one came out of left field. (Reply to this)(Thread)

derkins
2008-09-09 03:05 am UTC (link)

miracle of miracles, edward finally cleans up his act. this, of course, only happens after numerous more threats of piers actually really leaving his ass, and one Very Important Threat in which piers had actually gone out the door in tears. edward couldn't find him for weeks. they finally cross paths again BECAUSE TRUE LOVE'S LIKE THAT in an old video store where piers has started working. edward's a wreck but he tries not to look like one, and tries very hard to appear his cool and calm self, but piers isn't having any of it, finally forcing edward to really truly confess to him.

their marriage is a small ceremony, despite how grand edward wanted it to be (he's still compensating for his guilt; also, it keeps up with his whole.. spoiling piers thing). they have either one of two children:

if they had a son, he would probably be named after piers' dad. assuming he has a name. :P anyway, he's got edward's cockyness and piers' jawline (lol) but thankfully is void of piers' tendency to act like a woman. ALSO HEY HE'S STRAIGHT which really pisses edward off, but piers is always right there to calm him down (or get him worked up over other things, if you get my drift). he's a bit distant from his dads, mostly because his dads tend to be in their own world when they're together, but he doesn't mind, because it gives him free reign to do whatever the hell he wants to do, and boy, does he have fun doing it.

bb option number two is GASP! a girl. for some reason i think her name would be lorette or something and her nickname would be lettie. she has edward's dark features, but piers' complete and utter disregard for anything or anyone not dealing with her or her family. she's not heartless, per se, but she definitely doesn't concern herself with other people's matters, unless it has anything to do with her-- then she's all over that shit. she's fierce where edward is confident and piers is arrogant, and despite her having girl bits, edward actually couldn't be prouder.

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derkins
2008-09-09 11:22 pm UTC (link)

despite how perfect their starting was (compared to sebastian's other "relationship" anyway), they still had some rough patches ahead. it hadn't started out intentional at first-- jude became increasingly busy with theta business and at the moment, his theta life was a lot more rewarding than his private life (as far as social status goes) and so he began to miss more and more dates. of course he'd always try and make up the next time around, but naturally things grew awkward between them. jude began to make one mistake after the other, always choosing something else before sebastian because, at the time, it was more beneficial to him. eventually it got to the point where jude would purposefully set up other engagements during their dates so he wouldn't have to deal with the awkwardness. sebastian, heartbroken (but also jaded enough to realize he should have seen it coming), finally confronted jude and told him they were over.

they didn't see each other again till years later. sebastian's artwork began to really stir up some interest, and it was during one of his exhibits that jude had to write a review about. by then, jude had cleaned up his act and realized how much sebastian really meant to him, and it was hours and hours of apologizing, seriously. sebastian forgave him, and even kissed him. jude was only more than happy to kiss back.

it's a court wedding, because jude still wasn't sure about his beliefs. sebastian didn't mind as much, because they still got the lovely reception for close friends and family after.

they have three kids.

they have a set of twins first. violet's the oldest, but only by a few minutes. typical of being the older child she's head-strong and stubborn, actually more stubborn than both her fathers which continually surprises them to no end. jude often jokes that obviously this means she's not really his child, and though he doesn't really mean anything by it, sebastian (and violet and saffron) always make him pay for it. violet was quick to grow up with her own set of beliefs, and, like jude, tends to question just about everything. she never takes things for face-value. unlike jude, though, she's less worried about her public image, far more interested in the truth. she inherited a bit of sebastian's artistic ability, but has no real desire to pick up a paintbrush (but that could also mostly be due to the fact that she walked in on her fathers one day, having a private little paint session of their own, ahem ahem).

saffron is the more relaxed of the twins. around the household she's called 'ronny' but she absolutely demands everyone else call her saffron, because, c'mon, who else has that name? seriously. she has no artistic ability whatsoever, but that doesn't stop her from taking all the art classes she could. she is nothing like her fathers when it comes to their views on public image-- saffron really just doesn't give a fuck. not in the sense that her sister does, as in being much more preoccupied with something else to bother about it. saffron doesn't care because she doesn't care and she thinks they're all a little silly for getting worked up over her dancing on the restaurant table. c'mon. they clapped for her!

adam is their youngest and only boy. he's a bit more sensitive to the outside world than his sisters are. he's shy and easily embarrassed, almost as if to make up for their utter lack of. he isn't very gifted with the paintbrush either, but he's found his passion in music. he and jude tend to have the most awkward conversations ever, simply because jude's trying very hard to raise his boy like a boy, and adam's kind of just like, um. dad? i am a boy. :| and then jude's like, well yes but-- and that's usually when sebastian cuts in and says OHAY DINNER TIME~ ♥

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	lemonadeandgin 2008-09-09 11:46 pm UTC (link)
	Oh they have such pretty babies! And what a twisty little relationship thing they went through! Like, I was seriously so relieved to see it work out in the end, even though obviously according to the meme it has to in some way... Whatever. I was TENSE with anticipation while I read. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	derkins 2008-09-09 11:51 pm UTC (link)
	LOL oh you~ ♥ that's how i imagined things would have happened anyway... because, ohai, judas-freaking-iscariot. :/ BUT AT LEAST HE DIDN'T CHEAT ON HIM. no. and i'm glad you like their bbs! i forgot to mention, but i kept trying to look for delicate looking things with dark features-- a nice mix up of sebastian and jude, i think. :3 (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ow_mybrain 2008-09-10 06:04 am UTC (link)
	OMG VIOLET LIKE VIOLA??? if viola weren't gone away, she would be so proud. it's too bad she was so lame. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	derkins 2008-09-10 06:05 am UTC (link)
	YEP SEE HOW CLEVER I AM 8D (Reply to this)(Parent)

derkins
2008-09-10 11:50 pm UTC (link)

OKAY OKAY. so one day oscar and verne are Caught. verne is sent away with a slap on his wrist and a stack of porn, and oscar is sent to his counselor to get some therapy because OBVS the poor boy is traumatized. jackson's form of therapy involves the woods. duh. poor oscar is so heartbroken by his lack of yummy geography professor that he's sort of numbly goes 'hay why not' and jackson claps his hand and says 'oh goody~'

cue mr. dorian gray REMIX VERSION TWO POINT OH. but of course by this time oscar is ~wary~ and is all OMG STAY AWAY FROM ME exceptnotbecauseyou'restillkindahotomgdome. jackson watches from ~a distance~ ~~touching himself~~ taking notes and being very Scientisty about it. dorian remembers what happened last time and is all BITCH PLS IMMA CUT YOU and just as he's about to jackson's all OMG NO MY GUINEA PIG and dives in to save him, getting the stab himself. (he actually meant to just push dorian out of the way, but damn those annoying tree roots getting in the way all over the place.)

anyway. oscar is all OMG! you could die! D: and jackson is all OMG! i could die! :D and oscar drags him back to hill house where oscar's ~beauty~ finally triggers some Strange Happenings in the house and somehow or another jackson is healed and in his euphoric, hysterical state he says OMG ILU MARRY ME because ohai his house finally did something and oscar's like OMG YOU SAVED ME OKAY.

they have one child.

yeah that's right. they have matthew FUCKING goode. his name is dorian. because oscar is romantic and jackson's a freak. dorian is the perfect blend of oscar's charm and jackson's twisted mind. like how a vampire and a werewolf do the nasty and create the SUPER HYBRID RACE OF SUPER DOOMY DOOM, dorian's picked up the best of both worlds and he damn well knows how to use it. he's SO good, he fools even his parents. he can play any role he needs to in order to get his way. and he always gets his way. like jackson, he's fascinated with reincarnations to the point where he's nearly killed his own parents (twice) just to test it out. like oscar, he managed to charm his way out of punishment for it.

needles to say, oscar and jackson should never, ever procreate.

also. spam spam spam spam spam.

DON'T EVEN TELL ME HE'S NOT PERFECT.

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