uchiha ][ sasuke (equate) wrote,
@ 2009-09-10 10:12:00

e... ssay... whut.
HELLLO AND WELCOME TO THE BANDWAGON DOMINION,

(Leave your hat and dignity at the door).

Kay. Since AUs run in the BDSM prone vein of OC building, this is where questions / comments / tl;dr about all and any of Sas'ke's stuuuuuuuuuuuuff goes. Can haz questions / answers / memes / bloody bullet lists - you can ask stuff, I can fumble awkwardly in the dark until you forget about it. I can also comment with the occasional personal addendum about random details I'll have established as his in-game preferences, because fml = fmm = fuck my memory.

/ in b4 Ashoree, shall backdate accordingly

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sklfjsldjflsdf - ONE MORE TIME, SHALL WE? x___x;

oriental_dragon
2009-09-10 06:19 pm UTC (link)

1. Thoughts on Tenten? On any and all matters that you can think of or would care to discuss, ie. as a girl in general, as a person, ~~as someone who might be able to kick his ass,~~ as one of Naruto's closest friends, etc.

2. Fondest memory of his past, whether it be recent or far into his childhood. The past is the past, no matter how much time has gone by since then.

3. Virgin. Y/N?

4. How does Sasuke view himself? On all aspects.

5. ~~obviously, I copy/paste a lot~~ ~~and don't check before hitting post~~ What is one of Sasuke's most well-kept secrets?

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.......................fail, duckling.

equate
2009-09-10 07:14 pm UTC (link)

1. Iiiiiii think it's too premature to say, considering their limited interaction? The most he could hope to remember her by would be, "that one chick who saw fit to make dinner invitations in my journal, wtf was that, do I look like a dating service? P.S: Am not." Or something.

2. Most people actually don't have fully fleshed 'memories,' but visual sequences that they recall. I think his earliest would be white sand.

3. ~~OH MY GOD WHY DO YOU ALL -~~ N You read it here first.

4. I don't think Sasuke takes the time to consider himself, because he's by no means stupid enough to not realize that there are things which, on reflection, he will find quite disturbing; there are decisions and accidents he regrets, and there are certainly individuals whose presence he regrets. He's not fond of regret. If it came to a word he'd associate with himself, that 8-letter'd pinnacle of literacy would be 'survivor.'

5. That one's easy - his private photo collection. You'll get to see it namedropped around XD

Also, keywords :)

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...*pouts* 6___6

oriental_dragon
2009-09-10 07:27 pm UTC (link)

1. Hey, that was a diversionary tactic to drag Naruto out before he got into more trouble than he was... which didn't turn out so well because others jumped in and ttly ~~cock~~blocked her attempts.

2. ...By fondest, I meant most cherished. Not their first...

3. It's not a conspiracy, I swear. I was just curious.

5. ...You have piqued my interest.

...Keywords. ♥

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there, there.

equate
2009-09-10 07:37 pm UTC (link)

1. Heeeeeeeeeer intentions were pretty blatant. Sasuke bemoans the lack of skill in her distraction XD

2. Aaaaaaaaaah, sorry, slept too little sob , being 0.00000005 % efficient. UHM. I think his fondest memory... I don't know. I genuinely don't know. If you ask me what my fondest memory, I can't tell you either. I don't think people can be limited to a single best instance of :D. One of his fond memories probably involves his one-man Kyoto visit. I can see him fond of travelling.

3. haha, naw, it's been an ongoing joke between a couple of us that I have nfi what his sexuality is like, going as far as being completely oblivious as to his virginity or lack thereof. I kept saying I'd decide on spot when the issue came up, so I... did XD

5. Pffffffffft, well, there are two private collections - one's 'business' ( see: Itachi) and one's... truly personal. CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEFS, HE HAS THINGS HE LIKES AND STUFF. Creeping is only 99.9% of his daily activity ;o;

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	...BITES oriental_dragon 2009-09-10 07:49 pm UTC (link)
	1. ...Honestly, she wasn't trying to hide it. And ramen usually catches Naruto's attention, so she went with it. 3. Well, I'm glad I was the first then. ^^ 5. ...A-awww ;~; (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: ...BITES equate 2009-09-10 07:57 pm UTC (link)
	OH, YOU WANT TO BE HIS FIRST? ;D (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: ...BITES oriental_dragon 2009-09-10 08:02 pm UTC (link)
	...Oh god. I know you're not serious, but that... would be so freakin' funny. Because Naruto ends up beating up the guy who was Tenten's first/only. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-09-10 08:04 pm UTC (link)
	roflmao gj Naruto. Way to take the diplomatic path. 10/10, would point and laugh at again. Naw, not serious, but that's cute. Trust in Naruto to Hulk his way through. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	oriental_dragon 2009-09-10 08:07 pm UTC (link)
	Well, see. The story behind it is that the guy broke her heart. Which isn't easy to do, let me tell you. But when you take a girl's virginity and ditch, well... So when that happened, in exchange for breaking Tenten's heart, Naruto... broke... him. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	oriental_dragon 2009-09-11 12:07 am UTC (link)
	OH OH OH, QUESTION. Since you say that Sasuke is no longer a virgin, who did he lose it to? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-09-11 12:10 am UTC (link)
	;tgiurelegru COULD YOU AT LEAST ASK MORE METAPHORICALLY h33yewuoj4jt3 / b... lush... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	goodwithscalpel 2009-09-11 12:13 am UTC (link)
	I thought you wanted bluntness. What's this. :\| (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-09-11 12:14 am UTC (link)
	~~Since when do people listen to what I say?~~ SILENCE FOOL, I AM ANSWERING THE GD QUESTION (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	goodwithscalpel 2009-09-11 12:15 am UTC (link)
	/IGNOREZ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-09-11 12:16 am UTC (link)
	/ ANSWERED LIKE A PRO (Reply to this)(Parent)

	equate 2009-09-11 12:16 am UTC (link)
	Uhm. A girl who gave him a traditional postcard for New Year. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	goodwithscalpel 2009-09-11 12:17 am UTC (link)
	It was a hooker. Wasn't it? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-09-11 12:18 am UTC (link)
	No, Sakura, it wasn't you >_> (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	goodwithscalpel 2009-09-11 12:19 am UTC (link)
	...you h0r. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-09-11 12:21 am UTC (link)
	Keywords. Again. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	goodwithscalpel 2009-09-11 12:23 am UTC (link)
	Keywords. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	oriental_dragon 2009-09-11 12:18 am UTC (link)
	...Really? Are you that easy, Sasuke? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-09-11 12:21 am UTC (link)
	She took the time to make him a gd card. And write in it. How many people do you think take the time to do anything for him, especially unpaid, and by hand? He probably likes these kind of small touches. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	oriental_dragon 2009-09-11 12:29 am UTC (link)
	...Tenten would have if they were friends. BECAUSE IT'S JUST A NICE THING TO DO. She's doing stuff like that for her friends all the time. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	equate 2009-09-11 12:52 am UTC (link)
	WELL TENTEN, you weren't THERE, now WERE YOU. While he no longer cedes sexual services for meager favours like that, I'm sure he'd blink very nicely at gifts :D (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)